When you score 8
It looks like a Snowman on your scorecard.
Obviously
Sky did some Maths. Tyey took the highest (worst) score by any player on each hole.
The total for that was 128.
Worst 2 round score +16
Wyndham Clark Major winner - +28
Tiger +14
Rory +11
Cut line was 6 over Par. 13 shots behind Shane & Dan.
Dan Brown is this years happy story. Journeyman Pro who ranks 272 missed all his cuts this year, worked as a Lollipop lady or something.
He will let it get to him today, vanish into the rough and never come back,
For the leaders 1st hole could kill them they could lose 3 or 5 shots in the 1st 3 holes.
Not exciting birdie fest but great sado-masichistic you can sit and say - I’ve done thatall day long
It’s raining.
It looks miserable as hell for the spectators let alone players.
But atm the wind has dropped.
Shauffle is now at same as I paid for him scha( the other one) is at plus 30 and rory has gone - 10 beer tokens
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Should gone each way on Dan
Yesterday he could hide under the umbrella and ignore tge carnage around him while having a sneaky cigarette.
Been a great story.
Today a better forecast, the giants will steam roller him and the course.
Just hopes he wins enough to pay for the extra hotel nights!
Justin shouldn’t even bother to turn up today.
He hasn3got the power and his age is against him in such energy sapping conditions
Its pointless. He has no chance against all those top rated Americans
He will win then some money going down
Not a chance.
Cash out.
He is doomed.
Rahm is already flying and the Scheffs will steamroller this.
Henly will prove he took the right choice to leave The Eagles and take up golf.
Told ya.
Tee shot into the hay.
Hay into the bunker
Bunker too long
Par putt hit past
Bogey start.
He’ll collapse now.
Oh wait that was Scheffler hitting it into the spinach
Speak English for peple that have never played golf before.
Rose is only 1 beer token down
Billy is a nice American.
He comes over to play in Europe
He is also a grade A Shit.
Because he is a huge Wet Spam fan
Often has their logo on his golf bag
Scotty finding every bunker
Dan Brown heading backwards.
Rose is rubbish
Dick out alert!
Scotty drives doesn’t make the Ladies Tee!
Has to play the hole with his Dick out or beers for all
Gets worse. Takes an unplayable lie so is playing his 3rd shot from behind the Ladies Tee.
And hits his playing partner Dan Brown who has had a mare but has a putt for a very valuable Top 10 spot
Shooting 65 on a Sunday will do it if you were in the mix
2nd Major of the year for Xander
And I got 275 beer tokens for him doing it
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Rory just hit his driveto the edge of a stream and then broke his driver. At yhe Fed Ex Cup play off in Colorado
Took off his shoes and socks & from an impossible stance hit it to the centre of the green.
Not his season but a good photo or 2 around tomorrow
