His drive on 18 was 
The lie was 
They went through the process looking at hitting it and fank took he listened & dropped it!
I know, I was watching it, sound off because Polly the on-course commentator was doing my nut in with her astute observations, such as “that was a golf shot”.
Her name is Dottie.
She is.
Surprised our resident Henry Longhurst hasn’t reported this.
Didnt want to jinx him.
Blandly is an official Dxb Saint been to Barasti, bought the beers the works.
Great lad would LOVE to see him finally get over the line
Oh yes obv he is a massive Saints fan.
He took 10 mates to the Race to Dubai finale some years ago. One of our biggest ever turnouts.
We lost.
Obv.
BRILLIANT!!!
Kiawah Island.
Another Major.
Strong winds on a tough course.
Rory stands on his 1st tee (10th)
And twonks his drive into the canal
He is now -1 after 4
Oosterhuuzen & Tringale lead on -3
Very early days
Hovland, Casey, Stenson, Tom Lewis & Hatton all kicked off with decent rounds.
Rory leakes left ,& right shot +3 same as Justin Thomas.
3 under leads tough but beautiful course
Sarah Stirk looks a bit chilly in the studio…
My boss has just worked out I used to be “The Man”.
Mrs P_F sent him some pics of me working at the golf after he mentioned he was watching & trying to understand it.
Bless
Damn, what a stunning course.
Could almost be a Hollywood movie set.
Oh.
Wait…
So, Rory, JT, Bryson get hit with the unlucky side of the draw syndrome.
Looks almost impossible to play with the 25 mph+ wind.
And wait. What?
Lefty is LEADING?
Yep crazy golf
Just heard: he’s got 200yds. That’s a 9 iron. This isn’t the game I play. 
JT imploding, Rory improving by baby steps
This is just silly.
US PGA Championship: Phil Mickelson takes one-shot lead into final round -
Surely not?
Drama on 2nd.
Koepka gives 2 shots away to Lefty.
On 3rd Lefty bogies, Brooks has a 2 ft birdie putt & does a Polski_filip & misses.
Not gonna last.
Shattered. Every muscle aches from lifting kitchen units. Just having a well earned Scotch then a noisy old sprung mattress beckons
At least I worked out the Wifi
Wait.
What?
Harrington is only 3 shots back! -4 for his round.
Casey in same place.