Tbh a team of snails would run rings around us
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Could be big bans for them…
Investigation into what specifically?
Illegal betting?
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didn’t know whether to put this here or in the it made me laugh thread.
Just imagine the fans faces owned by an Arab.
Qatari banker Sheikh Jassim bin Hamad Al Thani could turn his attentions to invest in Tottenham after withdrawing from the process to buy Manchester United.
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But you’re not a player you’re a donkey
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On Tuesday Nicolò Fagioli, the Juventus midfielder, was handed a 12-month suspension by the Italian FA, with five months suspended, after his admission of a broadly comparable breach of the rules. Fagioli was also fined almost £11,000 and agreed to a minimum of six month’s therapy to address his gambling addiction.
Tonali’s agent, Guiseppe Riso, has said his client has a gambling problem and faces “the biggest challenge” of a hitherto gilded career. “Sandro is shocked,” said Riso. “He knows he has made a mistake. I hope this experience will help save his life and also the life of others with the same addictions.”
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Bet the cheating cunt wasn’t rolling around on the pitch after that.
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£85m down the drain for the hand-choppers, but I suppose that’s loose change to them.
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Newcastle have signed a multimillion pound sponsorship deal with Saudi Airlines.
“This is a fantastic deal for the club,” said Newcastle owner, Mohammed bin Salman.
“I totally agree,” said Saudi Airlines owner Mohammed bin Salman.
And the big new fish on the block is actually Riyadh Air.
I flew Saudia 3 times.
Never again
Usedto need to book Business Class in case a family turned up and half economy waschucked off
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The BBC have news about a lLiverpool player.
Virgin van Dijk has just put it out
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Barcodes now have a hole and possible FFP problems to replace him
Newcastle’s £52m star Sandro Tonali is BANNED for the rest of the season as Italian FA confirm he i…
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Eddie Howe says “he could start Saturday.”
So FIFA tell him fvck off
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Do sports people who play top line sports not make enough money? Or is it they are bored?
Not sure on the wicket he is on $$ wise but it is the old adage that each of them could feed a starving community with probably a month’s wages.
Fuck em I say! Let them rot on their bank accounts and let’s not treat them as superheroes as quite obviously, they are mere mortals (bad ones at that)
Yeah, but gambling is an addiction though, a disease. It make no difference how much you earn, just the scale of your wager. 
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