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A vestigaard / VVD back line would be pretty tasty

Don’t give them ideas. :flushed::flushed:

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They can have Stephens on loan. But they have to pay us twice his wages.

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They can have Stephen’s on loan and we’ll pay twice his wages

A nice read:

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Forget it…we can’t afford to buy VVD back.

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Harold Shipman still isn’t getting his 5 subs, but at least he’ll have more choice on which 3 to use. Oh, I forgot. He doesn’t use any now and flogs his players into the ground.

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Its the right thing to do, but they should then be rested for 10 days

£50 says Klopp will use a concussion sub and they will be on the pitch again 48 hrs later

Want to feel old?

Nepotism? Influence? Surely not…

Wayne clearly prepping for a career in public office

“Kai”.

FFS.

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Conceived in a Karate Dojo perhaps.
Or after too many Snakebites.

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Be funny if they signed Jamie Vardy’s son as well.

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Possibly.

Or perhaps it’s just that Rooney and his mrs are a pair of fucking twats?

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Jesus - I remember a 16yr Rooney at SMS

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Great thread/story

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They’ll be paying a lot of money for Plan A.

It’ll be interesting to see if he can apply his style there. More than anything else, it’s based on being fit enough to run around pressing for 90 minutes, all season.

I think he got away with that at the smaller clubs he managed. We were in a position where we’d try anything and Spurs were in a position to nick him once he proved himself, once again knowing he wasn’t going to have a team of galacticos to manage, probably hiring him for that reason.

Some big egos at PSG. God knows why. It’s like the successful version of Wigan Athletic. Being in Paris, not Wigan, probably helped.

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Top trolling

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