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That’s is so getting sung

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They think it’s all over.

It is meowww.

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Update from Erwin Schrodinger.

The cat is now either alive, dead, or being kicked to bits by Kurt Zouma.

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There were plenty of them using it last night

Aye, came over clearly on the telly box, also when we played them at Christmas.

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Conte getting the excuses in early.

Tottenham manager Antonio Conte believes his squad was “weakened” in the January transfer window despite the club signing two players.

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Oh dear, never mind, what a shame…

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So Trippier will be back around the time Howe leaves, right? :thinking::smile:

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Sign him up.

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There’s always time from schadenfreude, always…

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Muthafuckin’ snakes?? On a muthafuckin’ pitch???! :flushed:

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This time next season they’ll be broke.

Hope it isn’t under the same management as Captain Tom’s Charity

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He’s probably hoping that will be an asset that’s not seized now.
Wonder if his housekeeper has suddenly gained possession of a £152m mansion?
Nice of Boris to give him time to get his affairs in order.

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Unsurprising tbf. Haven’t the Tories form for accepting cash for access to senior party figures? (Have no idea about other parties).

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Does seem that way

I was reading an article saying the problem the govt has in going further faster with the Oligarchs is that the oligarchs will lawyer up and it is very likely that our courts will side with the Russians, and the govt doesn’t want to lose publicly at this time

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