As an Ex-pat you get that all the time.
First answer is England.
Then Hampshire.
Then Southampton.
“Oh you’re British.”
No I am English.
I am a Hampshire Hog. I come from Hampshire
Wheres that ?.
I come from Southampton.
Ah where Matt Le Tissier comes from.
Yes to this is the easiest answer.
At this rate Klippity won’t have 5 subs left to go on the bench. 
Imagine a scenario where you regret selling Dejan Lovren! 
Calling Jose Fonte!
I’ve still got a few more voodoo dolls to make.
I see Sky& BBC upgraded it to “a Serious Injury”
Oh if only he had 5 subs
Netherlands 1-1 Spain: Nathan Ake injured in friendly draw - https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/54892054
It appears Salah has tested positive for coronavirus. Liverpool not having much luck. 
such a shame
Bwahhahahahahahahahahaha
and this is how he caught it - the daft prick
PPV Scrapped.
Wolves game moved to Monday 23rd 8pm
Premier League scraps pay-per-view with BBC and Amazon Prime to show matches - https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/54932314
And if that isn’t proof that 5 subs are essential, I don’t know what is.
n.b. I don’t know what is.
Class.
Top tekkers 
I apologise in advance. I’m sorry, but I’ve had more than a few beers.
Times are tough. Even men who make a living out of dressing as dinosaurs are getting the chop.
I’m really really sorry. I’m another beer in.
There are no fucking fans. Even when there were fucking fans, no fucking fans cared and after the move from Highbury to The Cursed Emirates, no fucking fans apart from the away fucking fans could see you.
Seems a sensible proposal. Obviously no team would consider abusing it? 
Heaven forbid. Although an idea I’ve seen is that any player subbed for concussion would not be allowed to play for 10 days.
Sounds a good idea, mind you, those clubs with a large strong squad wouldn’t care.