⚽ 📰 The Football News Thread

Ah, just like me & Polish

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Dit bun taxarkiiick kiffolisk jefedupp orso uctolchaxacts. :lou_lol:

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Why does Ed Woodward have three D’s in his name?

Because if he didn’t, he’d be called E Woo War.

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Coutinho to Villa. Season loan with option to buy.

Ahemmm…

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So Tino has a knee issue? Hadn’t heard about that.

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Yes I think they’ll give him a pain killing injection just before kick-off.
He’ll be OK…it’s a new technique.

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OMG - it’s not that minuscule thing is it?

Nah, @scotty has one of those, that’s why his doctor prescribes him lots of pills…

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Small engines usually start easily. Anything with a decent capacity takes a lot more to fire up. :sunglasses:

Wonder who it could be?

That seems fair…as he’s not here to defend himself. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

Hmmm.

Oh jeeeezzz…

Ffs - where does it end?

:roll_eyes:

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I hope we are going to expunge all references to Lawrie Mac - because he was managing the first team throughout that period - I would be amazed if he hadn’t heard rumours at the time

We should probably give back the FA Cup win as well - given that we won that during the nonce years

Doris the tea lady should also be cancelled

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