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Mourihno sacked!!

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From twitter:

“Spurs are now trying to win their first trophy in about 7,000 years with Ryan Mason in charge.
How do they continuously outdo us as being complete failures? ‘Arsenal just drew with Fulham, we can top that!’”

And

“Before today #JoseMourinho had made £63.5m in severance pay-offs. He’s in line for another £15m from #Spurs. Now, that is a business model that maximises revenue streams in top level European football.”.

:joy:

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Makes Mark Hughes look like an amateur.

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If there was anything that summed up what is wrong in football

$100m for being shit -

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The death of Grimcby Town.
A thread.

Local Polish team?

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And so it begins…

Everton, ffs. Just fuck off, Marcus. :rage:

Chill, he’s Spuds bound…

Nah, he’s off to West Ham…

£100k a week minimum, plus a chunky transfer fee for a player known to be very fragile.

Walk away peeps!!

On Talksport this week, Crook said that there is a gentleman’s agreement between Ings and the Club that he will only leave to go to a Manchester club. In the event this doesn’t happen, he is happy to sign a new deal making him the highest paid player the club has ever had, even eclipsing the mega deal Trond Egil Soltvedt signed back in the day.

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It’s just a shame that Crook is less informed than my Nan on all things Southampton FC.

Oh and did I mention he’s a (plastic) Utd fan too?

I remember listening to an interview with Martin Semmens back when we were actually winning the occasional game and Ralph’s stock was high, and Crook was trying to link Ralph to Utd. Semmens politely tore him a new arsehole and said he has zero inside knowledge.

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This has always confused me. What precisely has Marcus Bent?

  • The credibility of football pundits in general
  • Steel
  • A curly wurly
  • An iPhone after sitting on it
  • The credibility of Sotonians polls in general
  • Everything to his will

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Well, you’ve resisted the most obvious joke, and I have to say I respect you for that. Well played. :+1::+1::+1::grin:

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Coppers?

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On this day.

Not Craig David but…

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