The f**k me, fatso has returned Fred

I am sat here in Copenhagen slightly intoxicated due to excessive free intoxicating liquid and I log on and see Fatso has returned!

Two questions;

1: wher the fuck have you been?

  1. Have you worn out the glove?

I like to think I summoned him, yes Ndidi

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I’ve been nowhere and done nothing. I wish I had been on an adventure. I haven’t. I’ve seen very little.

I am now going to bed with my wife who has spent the last 3.5 hours asleep on the sofa (which may explain why I’ve logged back in here)

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So your wife has stopped you logging in for a whole year and you took the opportunity of a spousal snooze to disobey her?

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#henpecked #pussywhipped

#titnotized

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Welcome back Fats…don’t stay away for so long. :lou_lol::heart::heavy_heart_exclamation:

Aha :+1::+1: a fellow Viz aficionado.

I am personally responsible for several entries in Roger’s Profanisaurus, including “can I quote you on that?”

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Story would have generated more interest had this been someone else’s wife.