That was just the Vodka section obv
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So rude…
2pm
Last working day before Xmas
I’ve just learnt the village has a dual power supply. 1 ring main for plugs & sockets and 1 for lights.
Because we are all sitting in darkness.
Everyone
Update
Others have lost all power. Neighbour has 4 different Xmas cakes in an electric oven…
We are having Christmas early today then later on 28th I only have to cook for today
Merry Christmas to one and all
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We scrapped Wigilia and all the cooking having done a mini one for MiL before we sent her to hell
Oops Wroclaw
As a prize we’re invited round neighbour tonight for an evening tasting home nade Vodkas
Rolf Harris playing on You Tube top UK Christmas songs
A few lumps of white falling - enough for a very faint white haze on the grass.
Im cooking for 2 - Turkey Breast & Roasties, plonk in the fridge and a nice bottle of Madeira for the Stilton & smuggled Carrs Water Biscuits
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ITS
A
GENUINE
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
PRAISE THE LORD! GO TO CHURCH - GIVE THANKS
Mrs P_F & her BFF agreed to not do Xmas Presents this year.
Who am I to comment
She was invited round for a Wigilia wafer breaking.
And returned with armfuls of presents
Lol
No. I am not driving to a petrol station to get something honey
Merry Xmas you slags
enjoying the last hour of peace before carnage starts
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Grandkids were upvat 5am absolutely insistent
So “Mum” & kids had to get torches and go out to search the garden
Because they were certain Santa had brought them a Pony
Merry Christmas shit bags.
Sister and better half due soon. Actually like both of them so could be ok.
Son in China out celebrating Christmas in a country where no one else does. Good on him.
Enjoy all.
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On the subject of hangovers.
Little one dragged a gift back from under the tree, tipped it over climbed inside and pulled out a sealed plastic bag.
That we had been talked into buying earlier that day at the Pet Store.
We opened it for her. It was a Mouse Bird with feathers. For 3 hours round and round they went…
Now? She just wishes everyone to let her sleep it off.
But she does send Christmas Mewps which we think is Merry Christmas
Our planned Christmas festivities changed drastically last week when Lady Slowlane, tripped and broke her wrist. It’s something of a family trait as she did the same about 10 years ago.
This time the bonus was she was able to pass the entertainment baton back to her sister and we were the ones to be entertained. Of course, the downside to this mishap (apart from the lady’s discomfort) was my inability to neither embibe like a true Sotonian and drive.
Back home now full up but stone cold sober. Could be worse, I have the good part of a bottle of vintage Port and a hunk of Stilton.
Wish me luck. 
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Madeira and Stilton was a game changer this afternoon 