Itâs a lousy job but Halloweenâs gone. John Lewis have dropped their Ad meh we still all go clubbing donât we!
So what are the plans, the match day reports, the escape plans?
We succumbed - we have been munching Stollen since Saturday - a fair substitute until the Mincemeat arrives from Temu or whoever.
May I be ghe 1st to say.
How you gonna afford Christmas now that bitch done tax on you?
Going to have the cheapest Xmas ever - as we fuck off to Aus on Boxing Day we donât need eighteen tubs of quality street three hams and 9kgs of cheese
You will do. Normally as you pass over Iran after the Port & Cheese Board
Guess you have not been to Oz for many years then?
One of the few places more expensive than the UK for sure 
Itâs been a while
Tbf there are $2 to the ÂŁ - last time I went it was 1.60
Thatâs bloody good. Should ease the pain.
Well, this is a surprise
I really did have to look twice at the names
And thereâs some other stuff in the thread.
The Monkees?
https://x.com/Leightonauthor/status/1988209508955648402?t=9_EPAHFKMam40YZt0NPYwg&s=19
The Ayatollah is making a play for early decorations on account of us not being around to appreciate them
so far I am resolute that I am not acquiescing- every day of delay is a win - reckon I can hold out for at least two more weeks before she declares Jihad
Due to me working away and Philippine Christmas starts in September me and the mrs have come to an arrangement of when I leave in November she can put the decorations up this is a win win as :
A: They do not go up whilst I am here before time.
B: I donât have to put them up.
Temu is a load of krap.
But sometimes itâs worth it
This was at 19:00 last night.
USB snow projector
She was still at it an hour later
Best toy everâŚ
Get your loved ones one of these?
Once upon a time
Dubai Rugby 7s
Temporary scaffolding stands
Sore arse.
Found some Intex blow up arm chairs
They were brilliant
And about 4 quid each
Unlike these Saints ones
Wow.
You lucky people.
A double specials of Mrs Brownâs Boys for Christmas is the BBCâs highlight
The Ayatollah has gone mental (er) - I havenât even been in the loft and the house is already beginning to look like Santas Grotto - we are not even here for half of fucking Christmas
Black Friday shit everywhere here
Been out Mall trawling today and nothing, just junk in all the shops.
Got stuff for Grandkids in UK but the German side is proving hard work.
He likes Lego.
Great. Which type/set.
Whatever
The Mrs has free rein to put up as many decorations as she likes as I will only be home on the 19th Dec.
Been out Mall trawling today..
Why the fuck did you go out?
