Inspired by Cherts’ recent plea for (ultimately pointless) assistance over Sticking Plastergate, I offer this mystery to the detective branch of Sotonians.
On my 60th, this arrived in one of those money gift cards, loose in the banknote section. Postmarked very locally, handwritten address in a hand I don’t recognise, unsigned, no message in the card except the printed message on the card itself “Enjoy this on your birthday.”
Anyone have a clue what it might be? Am I supposed to smoke it, grow it, eat it, or what? I’ve asked everyone I thought might have sent it to a wall of denial.
It does look like felt that’s been moth damaged into dust, with seeds in it. I’m honestly baffled.
It’s worth adding that it’s just as likely to be malicious as friendly, I’ve got an embittered ex-wife plus the new bird’s husband still very local. Either of those would have known it was my 60th.
I’m guessing it’s some kind of weird psychedelic. Unfortunately, my anecdotal experience of psychedelics extends only to acid, mushrooms and spiked pills in the 2000s. None of them looked like this.
