Tut! - the new Butler (acting, unpaid, temporary, second class) assured me this was a classy joint - it’s just nob gags and uniformed opinions just like the other place
Originally posted by @Fatso
I’m doing it. I’ll start when I can be arsed.
Awkward.
Fatso, I’m sorry but our lawyers - Holland and Holland and Lamount Dozier have been in touch to say they’ve received communication from our Insurers_ Fowllyd of London_ that, and there really is no delicate way to put this, you’re just too fat to insure.
Personally, I’d just shovel you and your chins into the penguin suit, and point your under-sized shoes in the correct direction, but His papship is a stickler for health and safety.
Sorry to be the one to have to break this to you.
It’s not about popularity. It’s about winning! (I’m competitive). (In the nicest possible way). 
Originally posted by @SO5-4BW
Tut! - the new Butler (acting, unpaid, temporary, second class) assured me this was a classy joint - it’s just nob gags and uniformed opinions just like the other place
Talking of which, do you prefer this?
Or this?
At work with no phone signal all day. Back on the JSA for Goaty.
I had my floor plan for Tourettes Towers all sorted too.
You cant stop me.
and I’ve purposely missed the apostrophe from can’t so you have to edit it. Don’t mess with me, Bletch.
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One misplaced ‘n’ - wow this place is hard!
And Fowllyd will be worse than you - he’s a world champion smartass
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Originally posted by @BTripz
Geez Lou, you need to stop being such a points whore! Points don’t mean popularity, everyone on the forum loves you, you don’t have to have points to prove that…
He’s got a point. Quick Lou! Grab it!
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Funny guy, Pap.
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