I was never coming to the Burnley game. I type these words from my bolthole in Kilkeel, where I was fully expecting to spend every night until Thursday next week toiling at the grindstone. The thing has been postponed, meaning that I travel home on Thursday, and will be able to take up my usual seat on Sunday.
Every beer will therefore be a beer I was never supposed to have. Bonus beers. Burnley Bonus Beers.