⚽ 🤷‍♂️ The Best Footballer Of All Time?

Because of what he says on Malaysian TV blaming Caucasians (white people) for all the problems in his life (of which there are many) none of his life problems were his fault they were all because of the Managers / owners / other players and he keeps saying because they were white and didnt like him.

I suspect the truth is they just did not like him,… but just happened to be white

Irrefutable evidence that the man is a complete and utter bell end. Regardless of what colour he is.

Being fair, MLT started that spat and Palmer was just responding.

Bletch is the best player the world has ever seen, especially the way he tells it.

And yet nobody wants to swap shirts with him.

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So true. If only he hadn’t succumbed to all those terrible wanking footballing injuries, we wouldn’t even be mentioning the likes of Pele, Cruyff, Maradona, Zidane or Messi.

The tale of Bletch’s rotator cuff will live forever when men quaff and talk about football.

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You’ve all played with me and been left in the wake of my turn of pace, all been tricked by my dipped (and broken) shoulder, all fallen for my step over and all picked the ball out of the back of the net.

I was the best, old, tall, bald, sweaty, yet charming footballer ever to play 5-a-side football at Fleming Park that was called Bletch who also co-ran an internet forum and wore this shirt…

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This is beyond dispute. Especially the bit about the shirt.

You weren’t fit to lace my… corset?

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Two good feet and balance.

I could have been a pretender.

Well on my day…