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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 00:10

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 00:08:24

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @sistoney67 Can’t see any statements in there, Stoney…28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @sistoney67 We will see. Doubt anyone will be talking too much about the trouble when this game is spoken about in 10 years time34 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @sistoney67 I will remember it for a bloody good match, then the violence & a peculiar closing ceremony40 minutes ago |
| Ben Stanfield @BenStanners | The Dell never got the TV send off West Ham have today. In honesty it didn’t need it. It got this instead! #saintsfc https://t.co/2wrrt8eAEy6 hours ago |
| SaintsNews&Views @SaintsfcViews | Still in need of Clyne’s replace, and a creative midfielder, Wilson + the scouting team will need to step up this year. Big summer ahead…an hour ago |
| SaintsNews&Views @SaintsfcViews | Juanmi was Ross Wilson’s first deal at Saints. Bought for €7m, and will be sold for €4m. That’s a €3m loss within a year… #saintsfcan hour ago |
| SaintsNews&Views @SaintsfcViews | You had one job @ManUtd https://t.co/CBfyAFPYaj2 hours ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 01:10

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 01:08:39

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC promising life bans for those that threw missiles at the #MUFC team coach https://t.co/cQfGcPxK5P26 minutes ago |
| John Cross @johncrossmirror | Brilliant game of football, horrible scenes beforehand, superb atmosphere in the stadium, terrific farewell party. Awful result for LVG.44 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | A night that will live long in the memory thanks to mindless idiots, a great football match & odd closing ceremony https://t.co/XqY6dcGdeTan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 01:25

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

One week to go! Have you secured your seat for #SKD10 yet? Don’t miss out on a special night, #SaintsFC fans: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1oo9k

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 19
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 02:50

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Which of the shortlisted six is your #SaintsFC Goal of the Season? Place your vote ahead of the #SFCAwards2016: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qnkr

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 10
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 08:05

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’ll just leave this here… #saintsfcchttps://vine.co/v/i2KOWnJEJIVQ

Retweets: 41

Favourites: 61
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 08:10

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 11/05/2016

Matt Le Tissier scores the final goal at The Dell, as #SaintsFC beat Arsenal 3-2 in May 2001.

https://vine.co/v/i2KOWnJEJIV

Loops: 5865

Likes: 0
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 08:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 08:11:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @clarkejack1 We are indeed. Live on http://youtube.com/southamptonfc from 7.30pm BST! #saintsfcc3 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @deark3009 @bigadamsport Could do with Chelsea taking something tonight. Think Liverpool might take the final game easy.10 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | .@Maverick85P Then let me know how I go about paying it, and I will match it. (2/2) #lfc #saintsfc #JFT9614 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | .@Maverick85P It’s not possible for #lfc to finish in the top 4 so you have lost our bet. £100 to the Hillsbrough charity! (1/2) #saintsfc14 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Let’s hope #cfc can win tonight. That will make the final day pretty interesting in terms of final league positions! #saintsfc17 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll just leave this here… #saintsfcchttps://vine.co/v/i2KOWnJEJIVQ21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | You tell the best #thfc players to move on, and we’ll do the rest Mauricio… #saintsfc #mufc https://t.co/43cXbqRMwg28 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 08:25

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@SteveWilson1967 - Steve Wilson

Confirmation from PL (at last) that 8th will NOT get a place in EL even if LFC win EL and MUFC win FA Cup. #saintsfc

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 2
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 09:15

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Saints Fans Queue Around The Block To Seek Absolution For Cheering On United ! | Catholic priests in Southampton were this morning greeted by the sight of thousands queuing outside their churches … 11-05-2016 |

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| Part 1 Doesn’t Go Our Way !10-05-2016 |
| Kelvin Davis To Play His Last Game For Saints In His Testimonial10-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Spurs Away Day !10-05-2016 |
| All Eyes Now Look To Upton Park And Anfield09-05-2016 |
| Saints At Spurs Dan’s Report !09-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Unbelievable ! Spurs Game Fan Cam’s Part 209-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! “Wonderful” Fans Cams At Spurs09-05-2016 |
| Saints At Tottenham Hotspur The Verdict09-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! You Did A Number On Us Say Spurred On TV09-05-2016 |
| Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Southampton - Player Ratings and Reports08-05-2016 |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 09:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 09:11:46

| Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking | Nice ending for WHU, but Matt Le Tissier half-volleying into the top corner from edge of the box in 89th min of last game at The Dell wins11 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s the #SFCAwards2016 tonight! Five awards are up for grabs at#SaintsFCC’s end-of-season event. Find out more:https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qq16v37 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Maverick85P Hoping you get held for a point tonight and might take the last game easy. 5th - 8th for Saints dependent on last day!an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 10:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 10:12:16

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Have you chosen your #SaintsFC Goal of the Season yet? Make sure you vote now ahead of tonight’s #SFCAwards2016: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qnkran hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 10:40

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

A message to #SaintsFC fans from legend Rickie Lambert, ahead of #SKD10 at St Mary’s next week: https://grabyo.com/g/v/YXNeQrCMslG

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 14
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 11:15

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

New content from (The Ugly Inside News for Southampton)

| Bobby Stokes Book ! The Review | Since its release a couple of weeks ago the book, Bobby Stokes ! The man from Portsmouth who scored Southampton’s … 11-05-2016 |

Older content…

| Saints Fans Queue Around The Block To Seek Absolution For Cheering On United !11-05-2016 |
| Part 1 Doesn’t Go Our Way !10-05-2016 |
| Kelvin Davis To Play His Last Game For Saints In His Testimonial10-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Spurs Away Day !10-05-2016 |
| All Eyes Now Look To Upton Park And Anfield09-05-2016 |
| Saints At Spurs Dan’s Report !09-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Unbelievable ! Spurs Game Fan Cam’s Part 209-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! “Wonderful” Fans Cams At Spurs09-05-2016 |
| Saints At Tottenham Hotspur The Verdict09-05-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! You Did A Number On Us Say Spurred On TV09-05-2016 |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 11:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 11:13:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @BeckettJstn All ticket information for #SKD10 can be found here: http://sfcne.ws/SKD10 #saintsfc9 minutes ago |
| Ian Danter @talkdants | 30 days until #EURO2016! Both @talkSPORT & @talkSPORT2 will bring you EVERY game of the tournament live and in full. Cannot wait!32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Background info on Luke Shaw’s road to recovery http://bit.ly/1TzOMuN27 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | I understand Shaw has yet to be involved in contact sessions &, after a short post-season break, plans to return to training in early June32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Shaw had a minor operation three weeks ago to remove a screw & has been training with #MUFC’s U21s since last Tuesday33 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Luke Shaw will not play for #MUFC again this season & is planning to return to pre-season early in order to hit the ground running next term34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A message to #SaintsFC fans from legend Rickie Lambert, ahead of #SKD10 at St Mary’s next week: https://grabyo.com/g/v/YXNeQrCMslGan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 12:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 12:14:56

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Gonna be a busy night for @MYNewsAgency at #pompey tomorrow night. Covering the game for four national print outlets as well as radio.2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @SfcCrBowerz Nope – just send us a video on @twitter using #MySaintsStory to enter! #saintsfc28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @thedavidbyer @bensmith130 He has been training for weeks but it has been non-contact36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Want to bring back the new #SaintsFC home kit? Send us a video telling us why it should be you using #MySaintsStory! https://t.co/6uYzx6StYSan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Want to collect #SaintsFC’s new kit from Baltimore? Find out more about how you can win this incredible prize: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qqv0an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 12:50

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Want to bring back the new #SaintsFC home kit? Send us a video telling us why it should be you using #MySaintsStory! https://t.co/6uYzx6StYS

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 12
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 13:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 13:15:40

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | There’s still time to register your interest in #SaintsFC’s Girls’ Regional Talent Club for next season. Read more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1pgai30 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 13:15

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

There’s still time to register your interest in #SaintsFC’s Girls’ Regional Talent Club for next season. Read more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1pgai

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 5
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 14:40

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@EASPORTSFIFA - EA SPORTS FIFA

TIF @LacazetteAlex in #TOTW 35! http://x.ea.com/5217 https://t.co/rqAJXctHxS

Retweets: 375

Favourites: 631
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Optimus-trousers · 11 May 2016 15:20

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/05/2016 15:18:03

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Danny Welbeck out for nine months - terrible news2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s José Fonte has paid tribute to his teammate, Kelvin Davis, ahead of #SKD10: http://sfcne.ws/FonteSKD10 https://t.co/dJsbVUISxZ23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @TomWhiteSick You must be over-18 to enter. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| EA SPORTS FIFA @EASPORTSFIFA | TIF @LacazetteAlex in #TOTW 35! http://x.ea.com/5217 https://t.co/rqAJXctHxSan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White As it turns out, only some fans did an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Points deductions all round would be *wonderful* was banking on a draw or away win last night, thought you’d bottle it.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Should close the club down for that, tbf.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Four days to go! The Season Ticket renewal deadline is fast approaching. Will you be #InThatNumber? #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qqw0an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @barneyronay Not as if it’s United’s first ever trip there!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @barneyronay Particularly odd when anyone who’s ever got a coach to Upton Park knows that traffic round there is an absolute nightmarean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JPW_NBCSports He spun the whole “I’m not looking to leave” thing with us two years ago. He’ll go if the offer’s right, absolutely no doubt.an hour ago |
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