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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

A new pan-disability league is being launched by @SFC_Foundation this summer. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qld0

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Favourites: 31

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC fan @sousoukaz reached the #EveryGamersAdventure final at Wembley on Saturday. Read more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qkqy

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 32

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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 10/05/2016

#throwback #EstorilOpen2016. É sempre um prazer estar presente em eventos tão importantes como este no nosso país e poder apoiar o ténis português.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 15:03:35

| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | Are you an Eastleigh & FM fan? Eastleigh researcher required for FM17 #spitfires #saintsfc http://community.sigames.com/showthread.php/446797-FM-Research-Vacancies-How-to-Contact-Head-Researchers-and-How-to-Get-Involved?p=10631369&viewfull=1#post10631369 https://t.co/VEu9k5qKrK8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | One week to go! Have you secured your seat for #SKD10 yet? Don’t miss out on a special night, #SaintsFC fans: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1oo9k20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @marko_vb Only 49?an hour ago |

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Matt Targett - (mattytargett) on 10/05/2016

Boots have come for @kelvin_davis1 testimonial next week!!! :grinning::grinning:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 16:04:23

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Five days to go! The Season Ticket renewal deadline is fast approaching. Will you be #InThatNumber? #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qmlk8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The shirts #WHUFC players will be wearing against #MUFC this evening https://t.co/adl0qYPCL410 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @S13SFC It’s fine, it’s only a temporary ailment :slight_smile:18 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | In east London as #WHUFC say goodbye to an old friend… https://t.co/NSxTNLmjRd20 minutes ago |
| Serbian Football @SerbianFooty | Dusan Tadic is back on the national team. Same with Andrija Zivkovic and Nemanja Gudelj who were also deemed not good enough by Curcic.39 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | @gripperdean Ok, I’ll delete that tweet. Crossover in Saints/Eastleigh fanbase means you get people supporting both.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 17:06:55

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton A drug-fuelled circus?12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC fans enjoying themselves at the 1966 World Cup statue https://t.co/FU4lvpWbDz22 minutes ago |
| Oz Arnold @Oz9650 | @FreshSaints not sure we have. Equally, not sure that’s an easy task. Schneiderlin could be damn near unplayable on his day.44 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Southampton fans, how well do you feel we have replaced the gap left behind from Schneiderlin? #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | MS “So I’m not fully satisfied. I’m not dissatisfied, I’m not satisfied - I’m in the middle” #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | MS “When I signed for Manchester United, I wanted to play all the matches - to play well” #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | MS “Everything is definitely different at Manchester United. A good match at Southampton can be viewed as a bad one in Manchester” #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Touts out in force around Upton Park Station. Suspect they may struggle to find ‘spares’ todayan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Some interesting quotes from Morgan Schneiderlin about his first season with United here… #Saintsfcan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Six great goals, but only one can win! View the #SaintsFC Goal of the Season shortlist ahead of the #SFCAwards2016: https://grabyo.com/g/v/1JV4VVy66jz

Retweets: 17

Favourites: 32

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 18:07:11

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @strickers77 Two ply6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The line-ups are in - here’s the mini team sheets https://t.co/LPFM9rIVeG7 minutes ago |
| Somerset Saint @Minotaton | @FreshSaints would take him back13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @RobHarris If Martin Samuel calls it Upton Park, I will too16 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Less than an hour until the final match at Upton Park https://t.co/VLCmneRjDJ17 minutes ago |
| Olley @Olley73 | Some interesting quotes from Morgan Schneiderlin about his first season with United here… #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Arthur @ArthurCogger | @Oz9650 @FreshSaints he was pretty damn good, pass the ball, hold the ball, tackles, reliable, consistent and seemed a great guy :+1:t2:an hour ago |
| Č @CharlieSFC_ | @FreshSaints Average, want him back.40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Which of the shortlisted six is your #SaintsFC Goal of the Season? Place your vote ahead of the #SFCAwards2016: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qnkr39 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Six great goals, but only one can win! View the #SaintsFC Goal of the Season shortlist ahead of the #SFCAwards2016: https://grabyo.com/g/v/1JV4VVy66jz39 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

There are just 24 hours left to choose your #SaintsFC Player of the Season! Cast your vote ahead of #SFCAwards2016: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o2y0

Retweets: 14

Favourites: 17

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

What’s going on here, @MayaYoshida3?! :scream: The latest#InTheBoxx is coming soon! #saintsfcchttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/730108149915516928/photo/1T

Retweets: 16

Favourites: 28

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 20:08:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s time for #InTheBox with #SaintsFC’s @MayaYoshida3 and @floringardos5! Watch here: http://youtu.be/JE1SCv4dd7c https://grabyo.com/g/v/EWQsFuLqcTC9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @neilperrettecho @dankerins I suppose they’ve both got new grounds at massively below face value…23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC 1 #MUFC 0 - the old girl is rocking as Diafra Sahko curls home wonderfully28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Paolo Di Canio’s name being chanted by the home faithful. His suit tonight is remarkable32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @petersaint76 @ArchersDellBoy Over-hyped but special, I’d argue. The first big ground to close in the 24/7 news & social media cycle32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @ArchersDellBoy I’d argue The Dell was the best35 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Time (45 minutes later than planned) for the final match… #FarewellBoleyn https://t.co/heBhMdtvha40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | What’s going on here, @MayaYoshida3?! :scream: The latest#InTheBoxx is coming soon!#saintsfcchttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/730108149915516928/photo/1Tan hour ago |
| James Maw @JamesMawFFT | BREAKING West Ham fans to be punished by not being able to sit within a bottle’s throw of the pitch at all home games for the rest of time.an hour ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | David Gold “No attack on the coach. If you check the coach there won’t be any damage” Riot police may disagree… https://t.co/zK8MQC3JnKan hour ago |
| Alex Shaw @AlexShawESPN | Be grand if the Premier League made West Ham play their next home game behind closed doors.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I think the fairest outcome is points deductions for both clubs here.an hour ago |
| Alan Smith @alansmith90 | What absolute guff from Sullivan on Sky there about kick-off being delayed2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The moment the #MUFC coach was eventually allowed in… https://t.co/Me43d1cYrN2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | It sounds like the #MUFC coach can’t get in… https://t.co/j3H5F022Kt2 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Have you picked your #SaintsFC Player of the Season? Voting closes at midnight ahead of tomorrow’s #SFCAwards2016! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o2y0

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 6

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It’s time for #InTheBox with #SaintsFC’s @MayaYoshida3 and @floringardos5! Watch here: http://youtu.be/JE1SCv4dd7c https://grabyo.com/g/v/EWQsFuLqcTC

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 23

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We have a fourth defender for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10@ChrisPezPerry is returning! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qlmb

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 63

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 21:07:31

| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Forget that. 2-2 #Saintsfc4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC 2 #MUFC 2 - Antonio powers home a header, meeting a fine cross from Payet4 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Did I just cheer for a United goal? Yes I did. Martial has put United 2-1 up over West Ham. Brilliant news for Southampton #Saintsfc5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Seems as though West Ham fans dicking around with the ball in the stands leads to their team switching off. Twice.7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | You fucking beauty, Martial. Credit to Rooney for the bursting run through the middle as well.8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC 1 #MUFC 2 - that Tony Marshall lad has done it again. What a goal9 minutes ago |
| Mark Ogden @MarkOgden_ | Water bottle thrown at De Gea for celebrating Martial goal. Going well this Upton Park farewell.28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC 1 #MUFC 1 - Martial turns home after & De Gea celebrates in front of the fans that refused to give him the ball back30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well that was remarkably easy. Good stuff.30 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | Schneiderlin went to Man Utd to get into French first XI for Euro 2016, van Gaal has helped him get out of it. Come back Morgan! #saintsfc32 minutes ago |
| West Ham United FC @whufc_official | Club Statement re: Farewell Boleyn closing ceremony #WHUFC #FarewellBoleyn https://t.co/Ixt8lMq0xdan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Any danger of #mufc turning up tonight? This is why LVG has to go. Utter garbage @talkSPORTLivean hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Congratulations to @HaloConference, who have been nominated for four awards at #SEHA2016. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qloq

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 22:07:49

| Pete Donaldson @petedonaldson | NO SHIT MATE https://t.co/SucaRNI8HV2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I demand to see Manny Omoyimni4 minutes ago |
| Nooruddean @BeardedGenius | Breaking: Manchester United awarded 3 points by the Premier League as West Ham are punished for giving a stadium a closing fucking ceremony.7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Who will be crowned #SaintsFC’s Player of the Season at tomorrow’s #SFCAwards2016? Voting is open until midnight: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o2y07 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | This is sooooo bad #whufc7 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The Hammers of the Year brought onto the pitch by London cabs https://t.co/QwbIoxM5068 minutes ago |
| K @nicetrainers | Even that collosal upper class twat, Rupert Lowe got the tone of the last games at the Dell more right than "working class West Ham"9 minutes ago |
| Dale Johnson @dalejohnsonESPN | Looking forward to Ben Shepherd thanking all the tax payers for the goal posts, nets and corner flags at the Olympic Stadium.9 minutes ago |
| Doug Maclellan @MacLeTiss | @alex_crook played like a team with nothing to play for - has to be lack of faith in LVG9 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @tylrwllsn @az_steve_wilson you got my email yeah?11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Even my TV has had enough of this shit https://www.instagram.com/p/BFPhmbbOUPF/12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC leave Upton Park in style with comeback win against #MUFC - my match report from E13 http://bit.ly/1NpO86H12 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | I hope if I ever have a leaving bash I get better guests than Marlon Harewood and Anton Ferdinand to pay tribute to me.13 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Can only apologise to #saintsfc fans for my team’s shambolic display this evening #mufc14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | “Marlon Harewood, everyone”. Like the worst episode of This is Your Life.15 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @mattgubbins @WillGav this is nonsense16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Of all the “club legends” to interview, Carlton Cole and Anton Ferdinand.16 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/05/2016 23:08:12

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pitch invader heckled by a West Ham fan next to the press box. "You’re wearing chinos, mate - you should be ashamed of yourself"34 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Police taking no chances after the pre-match trouble outside Upton Park https://t.co/lvDtrq1Rec15 minutes ago |
| Adam Drury @Adam_Drury1 | @SimonPeach Spellbound by the Cockney Rejects?21 minutes ago |
| Natasha Henry @NatashaSHenry | @SimonPeach It’s called FOMO.21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Quite a few #WHUFC fans struggling to tear themselves away https://t.co/IK1fl38mIu22 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | LVG ‘#whufc were lucky’ behave yourself. NOT GOOD ENOUGH #mufc30 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | LVG ‘we have small players’ buy some bloody bigger ones then #mufc31 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pitch invader heckled by a West Ham fan next to the press box. "You’re wearing chinos, mate - you should be ashamed of yourself"34 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @DeclanTaylor87 He was paraded on the pitch. Don’t worry44 minutes ago |
| Jon Reeve @jon_reeve | Is this the bit where they raise the trophy? #FarewellBoleynan hour ago |
| Will Unwin @Will_Unwin | Hodgson delayed his England squad announcement as he worried this Upton Park ceremony wouldn’t be finished by Thursday lunchan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Mark Noble orders crowd to applaud every member of staff at Upton Park. “This is a family, this ain’t a football club,” he saysan hour ago |
| ChrisBnDry @Chris_Bayliss_ | This West Ham thing is so terrible I can’t stop watching. Like a pile up of smart cars.an hour ago |
| Rob Palmer @robbopalmer | Imagine what they’ll have to do when Everton finally move from a ground where trophies were won?an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | People moaning about having to watch this ceremony on TV - it is not much better inside the groundan hour ago |
| Bornatotter @bornatotter | As good local clubs who don’t have the support of rich dildo merchants and Tory Baronesses fight for survival we feed you this horse shit.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Boundary_Bob Need to hear more about your granan hour ago |
| Ian Hyland @HylandIan | Can’t believe they didn’t have Harry Redknapp driving one of those black cabs, window down. #FarewellBoleynan hour ago |

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