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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 21:19:41

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @archiert1 Still much better than Weidenfeller, mind you. Subotic’s rustiness isn’t helping them at the back, IMO.37 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | I definitely didn’t burst out laughing at Yaya picking up Lallana as a mere inconvenience… honestly👀#Saintsfcc http://twitter.com/LiverpoolGifs/status/704018328218673152/photo/1643 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 23:21:21

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Martin Hunter calls for a disciplined display from #SaintsFCU21s against #CFC – http://sfcne.ws/MHPreU21CFCH #saintsfc https://t.co/5I16lri4iTan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @AlaminSUddin @BeardedGenius Very good, needed to be more explicit, I felt. As long as the sponsors remained2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @BeardedGenius What I don’t get is the ripped sleeves. Seems excessive2 hours ago |
| Carl Recine @carlrecine | If these don’t make you laugh then nothing will, great round up from @MailSport #VanGaal #mufc #ManUtd http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3468228/Louis-van-Gaal-memes-Best-virals-Manchester-United-boss-throws-ground.html2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 00:22:01

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You can watch over 20 minutes of highlights from #SaintsFC’s loss to #CFC on http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk now – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1i91118 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the moments that mattered from #SaintsFC’s defeat to #CFC with our 60-second highlights – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1i8z222 minutes ago |

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@BBCMOTD - Match of the Day

Goals against Fraser Forster are like buses… … None for ages, then two come at once. #SAINTSFC #MOTD https://t.co/iOfQOdY5IG

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 08:25:50

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Morning all! Attention now turns to #AFCB as #SaintsFC bid to get back to winning ways. #WeMarchOn https://grabyo.com/g/v/5HU8PecolgEan hour ago |

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| When Is A Rivalry Not A Rivalry | That is the question and for Saints it is on the rare occasions when they play AFC Bournemouth in a competitive match. 29-02-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 09:26:50

| Chris Rann @crstig | @theclungorer Unsurprisingly it was Karl Howman for his role as ‘Jacko’ In Brush Strokes!7 minutes ago |
| News Thump @newsthump | NEWS! Being ‘f**king bored’ not a valid reason for sick leave, finds tribunal http://bit.ly/1QmKWaU https://t.co/AjsnfCCuml26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Zoggers87 @SebSB The Kevin Nolan role. Just needs to get sent off the weekend before Christmas to nail it.12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#AFCB press conference is at 12pm GMT. Watch it live on http://youtube.com/southamptonfc! https://t.co/7DyGNHhO8712 minutes ago |
| Football365 @F365 | Graeme Souness was impressed with Arsenal on Sunday (Clue: He wasn’t). “Vulnerable”, “weak”, “insipid”, “a joke” http://www.football365.com/news/angry-graeme-souness-arsenal-bordered-on-being-a-joke-against-manchester-united27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kdschlewitz Apparently the talking point from #saintsfc v Chelsea was John Terry’s absence. Literally no fucks given. Weird.20 minutes ago |
| #Cutteridge @JamieCutteridge | Take a moment to consider the real victims of Feb 29, users of and advertisers on Timehop and Facebook’s ‘On this day’ feature.37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Official Members who have been to at least one #SaintsFC home game since 2012/13 can now buy tickets for #LFC – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1i0vw26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @IrishWizxrd It is indeed. It’s due to start from midday GMT. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 10:27:16

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Predict the result of tomorrow’s trip to #AFCB for a chance to win a signed #SaintsFC home shirt thanks to @Betfair. https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ia4o38 minutes ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 29/02/2016

Another day another opportunity!!! Last Saturday deserved much more but we move on and look forward to tomorrow!!! #wemarchon

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 11:27:53

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Similar level of comedy, tbf9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll be live from Staplewood in an hour as @RonaldKoeman previews #SaintsFC’s trip to #AFCB tomorrow. Watch here – http://youtu.be/sMdKfKvD7Ko27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #AFCB expert @neilperrettecho gives us the inside track on #SaintsFC’s next opponents – http://sfcne.ws/ITAFCBA https://t.co/02mm2dANpy35 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | What do #saintsfc and #afcb fans really feel about each other… http://georgeweahscousin.com/the-not-a-derby-derby-how-do-saints-and-bournemouth-really-feel-about-each-other/37 minutes ago |
| Richard Keys @richardajkeys | Turns out he’s not such a bad guy - nor is Sepp!! #beINSports https://t.co/sxj2tRuIV5an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @RobStewart_ Thanks Roban hour ago |
| Richard Keys @richardajkeys | Turns out he’s not such a bad guy - nor is Sepp!! #beINSports https://t.co/sxj2tRuIV5an hour ago |

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@Mattytargett - Matt targett

Disappointed with the result! Time to pick ourselves up and get ready for Tuesday #WeMarchOn #saintsfc

Retweets: 39

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 12:28:04

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @jamesneate79 It always has been. Part two is the embargoed written section that is held back until later. #saintsfc7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | That’s all from the first part of @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#AFCB press conference. More to come on http://youtube.com/southamptonfc later today! #saintsfc8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman feels #SaintsFC’s current formation can make life difficult for opponents – http://snpy.tv/1ReYVMi8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman feels #SaintsFC will be coming up against an #AFCB side that has fully adapted to life in the #BPL – http://snpy.tv/1KXCzSZ13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman has been impressed by the job #AFCB manager Eddie Howe has done – http://snpy.tv/1oSs49G16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | While it’s not an El Clásico, @RonaldKoeman enjoys #SaintsFC’s battles with south-coast rivals #AFCB – http://snpy.tv/1T3ZmyV18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman gives his thoughts on #AFCB ahead of Tuesday night’s game – http://snpy.tv/1T3Zi2c20 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman says #MCFC’s #CapitalOneCup win was good news for the other clubs fighting for Europe, including #SaintsFC – http://snpy.tv/1OHDscN23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman discusses @ShaneLong7’s form following two goals in his last two games – http://snpy.tv/1QGiLPV25 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Long is 50/50 to make tomorrow’s squad after a suspected hamstring injury has been ruled out. Good news #Saintsfc https://t.co/m8yeyAd77v29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman says @ShaneLong7 is a doubt for the trip to #AFCB – http://snpy.tv/21vvVdY29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re LIVE! :movie_camera: Watch@RonaldKoemann’s pre#AFCBB press conference now –http://youtu.be/sMdKfKvD7Koq#saintsfcc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @sparkysaintsean Should be at the bottom of the article. If not, switch to the desktop version if you’re on the mobile site. #saintsfc35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#AFCB press conference is coming up shortly. Watch live here – http://youtu.be/sMdKfKvD7Ko40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Four nominees, but only one can win! :trophy: Who is your February Player of the Month? Voting is now open.#saintsfcchttps://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1icpgMan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 13:13:54

| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | @bigadamsport The away end holds 3,200. So it isn’t really an “away end sellout” if they take a smaller allocation than they could have.3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s are in action against #CFC at St Mary’s tonight – and entry is FREE! Watch our preview – http://youtu.be/3khbaL5D62k #saintsfc21 minutes ago |

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Morning all! Attention now turns to #AFCB as #SaintsFC bid to get back to winning ways. #WeMarchOn https://grabyo.com/g/v/5HU8PecolgE

Retweets: 20

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 14:15:16

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 I don’t think I could take Spurs winning the league. Pretty much all on you lot now…7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Alfie Jones is hoping to show how far he’s progressed with #SaintsFCU21s when #CFC visit – http://sfcne.ws/AJPreCFCU21H https://t.co/9ddIx9IWWx14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 And so it begins…19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC striker @ShaneLong7 is a doubt for the trip to #AFCB, confirms @RonaldKoeman – http://sfcne.ws/RKLongAFCBA https://t.co/ovF54iDRAfan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch our full one-on-one interview with @RonaldKoeman as he previews #SaintsFC’s trip to #AFCB – http://youtu.be/IqukTmitxZUan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman says defeat to #CFC has not dented confidence ahead of the visit to #AFCB – https://grabyo.com/g/v/gQqV0gmJMWwan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/02/2016 15:15:46

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy The soon-to-be-injured Jackson Bird, no doubt.11 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read more on the news Yan Valery has agreed his first professional deal with #SaintsFC – http://sfcne.ws/ValeryProDeal https://t.co/pXrBaaiLKF12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We are pleased to announce youngster Yan Valery has signed his first professional contract with #SaintsFC. https://grabyo.com/g/v/4BNEhkGMURg15 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Great to hear that Shane Long is 50/50 for tomorrow’s game against the Cherries, not as bad as first thought. Crucial player :fire:#Saintsfcc22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton The state of his bio41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC won’t dwell on their defeat to #CFC ahead of #AFCB trip, says @RonaldKoeman – http://sfcne.ws/RKPreAFCBA https://t.co/Pv3tAH8nYr44 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We are pleased to announce youngster Yan Valery has signed his first professional contract with #SaintsFC. https://grabyo.com/g/v/4BNEhkGMURg

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Favourites: 54

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