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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 23:33:58

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 42: GOOOOOOAL!! LONG!! #saintsfc [1-0] http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703606112214511617/photo/1 7 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 06:38:25

| Chris Rann @crstig | Martin Atkinson yesterday. Davis + First foul = Yellow card. Ivanovic + Repeated fouls = Repeated warnings. #saintsfc #cfc #consistency6 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @andrew_raeburn Fair enough. For me it’s pretty clear. Not that we deserved to win or anything because we didn’t. But ref was awful.7 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #saintsfc 1 #cfc 2 Player Ratings:- http://georgeweahscousin.com/match/6500-southampton-v-chelsea/8 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 07:39:21

| Portland Saints @PDX_Saints | Maybe 2/3 of the people who showed up for the match. Easily the most #SaintsFCFans I’ve ever been around! https://t.co/16jp1hXgoV14 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @iamsmithy Gave him 5/10. Two avoidable goals.19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Amazing how important a player Shane Long has become for #saintsfc. I was guilty of underrating him, but it was 12mill well spent. #hcafc19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @SamDobson1 @TacoAli 100% this. He’s ok, but he is a downgrade on Wanyama.20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @blurghhh Romeu was awful in possession. Good at breaking up play though.24 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @blurghhh Ideally I wouldn’t rate subs that late, but the system doesn’t allow it. So I consistently give them 6.24 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 08:40:08

| Chris Rann @crstig | There has to be a rematch for #FramptonQuigg. I think the right man did win, but it was ridiculously close.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Interesting… http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/revealed-referees-your-premier-league-club-should-love-and-loathe#:wCfCRD326jRVfA #saintsfc #clattenburgan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @iamsmithy Had a great game all round. You want to do the ratings on Tuesday?an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 09:41:31

| Chris Rann @crstig | @blurghhh @kempez815 Clasie has been superb of late, after a pretty poor start. For me though Romeu is a downgrade on Wanyama.8 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @iamsmithy Haha, plenty of people blame that for my ratings!an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 10:42:38

| Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher | Kill the squares32 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Get enhanced odds on today’s #CapitalOneCupFinal with @Ladbrokes and @gwcdotcom http://online.ladbrokes.com/promoRedirect?key=ej0xMzc4NzQzOSZsPTEzODQ0MTI5JnA9Njg1MjIx #lfc #mcfc https://t.co/ff9wJckfop37 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 12:46:03

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Arrived at Old Trafford for my six year old daughter’s first game. Have warned her to expect an #mufc defeat2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Pinks_99 @RussellSFC Both bands easily in my top 5.2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 13:07:14

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s welcome their #CFC counterparts to St Mary’s tomorrow night and it’s FREE entry! Watch our preview – http://youtu.be/3khbaL5D62k22 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 14:09:17

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Despite defeat to #CFC, Cédric says #SaintsFC are still aiming high – http://sfcne.ws/CFCHCedric https://t.co/dz7eYQJlXp11 minutes ago |
| Sam Matterface @sammatterface | He’s happy about being with me… I promise… @mickygray33 is our Co Commentator at #AFC vs #MUFC @talkSPORT https://t.co/jMAzhVjHJz25 minutes ago |
| Jurgen Klopp [NABD] @YouGotKlopped | This is one of the best banners I’ve seen for some time…#LFC https://t.co/KW5kR1D6u65 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | They should have put the Birmingham v QPR match on Sky Box Office… #wecametoseeaknockout #FramptonQuigg35 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_PhilS I’m a strictly corn man.38 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_PhilS Statement of fact. I expected better of you as a Southerner.40 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | If you put gravy on KFC. You don’t deserve KFC.43 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | When Schneiderlin went to #mufc I doubt he thought he’d be playing in a team as week as that. Should get humped today. #saintsfc44 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | A message to LVG from Sir Matt in the matchday programme bundle #mufc https://t.co/3jExJggIbMan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 15:10:14

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer It’s quite impressive how this “wah, all the injuries” thing has managed to stick. The starting XI cost more than £170m, FFS!4 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Arsenal are the biggest bottlers in football!5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CardyMatt Not my experience of him. Sycophantic doesn’t even begin to describe it. The despair when Gerrard did his thing.22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CardyMatt You’ve heard him commentate on your lot before, right?!24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Schneiderlin’s marking leaving a lot to be desired there…25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | And we cross to Leicester for some reaction to this afternoon’s games… https://t.co/PvAQ5sJHEg27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Arsenal absolutely bottling it at Old Trafford? Surely some mistake…33 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 16:12:34

| Tanveer @otsx_ | Louis van Gaal has just been it by a car. #mufc https://t.co/mthSh8JQ9K17 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Oh dear @Journo_Slash @Jake_Rusby honestly didn’t see that coming.10 minutes ago |
| Jamie @WarAndSetPiece | The toys in Toy Story when one of them says “Andy’s coming!” https://vine.co/v/i6lQp3tmLjI31 minutes ago |
| Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 | If Van Gaal achieves nothing else, being the most theatrical person in an argument with Mike Dean is worth an award.30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Oh fuck off.33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers That one just before the PL era when they both had points deducted was a proper one33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers It’s not exactly Keown v van Nistelrooy, is it?36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Ozil has no right to put that in the top corner. Lovely finish. Game on again. How gloriously Arsenal.40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 No need for 16, just Barry Davies on repeat. THEY WILL NOT LEARN.44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Arsenal have finally decided it’s better to play with eleven men, then.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @AOS_84 Keepers only get booked for timewasting in the last 5 minutes, when most of their work has already been done.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s nearly time for #MatchdayUncovered! Subscribe at http://youtube.com/southamptonfc to see it first. :movie_camera:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/AF7pdOFDrtrVan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 17:14:19

| Chris Rann @crstig | @rickygervais The Elephant one.9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson His hilarious refusal to buy a top defensive midfielder would certainly fit that theory.21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson True. Genuinely don’t get how or why they’re continually so mentally weak against Chelsea and Man United.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Not inaccurate with the “let’s not go overboard” bit, tbf to him. £170m for that starting XI.25 minutes ago |
| Aaron Flanagan @aaronflan | Bloke sat next to me at Wembley offered me cocaine in exchange for five minutes use of my power bar26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | As for #arsenal if you want to win titles you have to beat that #mufc team. Strange decision to start Walcott ahead of Giroud.36 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Lots of positives for #mufc today. Rashford obviously, Varela superb, Lingard excellent and Memphis showed good maturity.37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Go behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s game against #CFC with the latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered – http://youtu.be/z2FvOTlzxio40 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @sistoney67 Looks like I’m a better good luck charm than @hirstclass. Since starting on Monday, just the three wins, 11 goals & five debuts44 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Souness is tearing Arsenal new one…an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | The narrative is all setup for a Liverpool win. Sturridge to win it late. #lfc #mcfcan hour ago |
| Le Football Est Part @DictatePlay | Arsenal ruined all of our academy prospects. Walcott and Ox should have hit Bale levels. Chambers wasting away on the benchan hour ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | .@LukeShaw23 & @CalumChambers95 watching today’s game. Wish we kept our academy graduates #Saintsfc https://t.co/s2aLrHmfwXan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 18:15:28

| Chris Rann @crstig | Two Sterling sitters. Liverpool will win now. Narrative. #lfc #mcfca minute ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Great goal. #lfc #mcfc2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bundesbag Keepers not covering themselves in glory today7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB Another big Mignolet moment would be equally fun18 minutes ago |
| Orbinho @Orbinho | Points at Old Trafford since 2006-07 Man C 13 Chelsea 9 Soton WBA 7 Liv Spurs Newcastle 6 Sun Eve 4 Villa B’burn Norwich Swansea 3 Arsenal 228 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bundesbag Watching it real time I called red because of the lunging nature of it, but the replay makes it look much less clear cut22 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Michael Oliver is having one here… Stonewall penalty. #lfc #mcfc23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read about how @FraserForster wrote himself into the #SaintsFC record books – http://sfcne.ws/FraserRecord https://t.co/yeW0Glmblb23 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I was hoping to see how Raheem might have celebrated a goal in this… #lfc #mcfc24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TTFKACTB 5 more years :smiley:25 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @ConnorArmstrong Sign up to Sportsmania. Perfect HD…26 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @rmbyres never notice that account before!31 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Classic goalkeeping. #lfc #mcfc35 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @JOE_co_uk Shrewknightan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @markwb_88 We should have ticket information for the trip to #LCFC in the next few days. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | He hasn’t booked Lucas for that? Wow. #lfc #mcfcan hour ago |

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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 28/02/2016

Intense football match against Chelsea that unfortunately ended not the way we wanted. WE MARCH ON ! #wemarchon #southamptonfc #premierleague #mylife

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 19:17:24

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | The #saintsfc Europa League return is still on. Cheers, City!2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Desperately trying not to laugh at Lallana… Honest. #saintsfc #lfc #mcfc3 minutes ago |
| Kevin Keegan @GalacticKeegan | I hated penalty shootouts. You tell your lads to defend a 1-0 lead and yet so often the opposition equalise straight after. Frustrating.10 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Don’t bite off more than you can chew Adam you shithouse… #lfc #mcfc17 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | From this day forth this shall be known as ‘The shit keepers come good final’. #lfc #mcfc25 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | If I could do photoshop and stuff I’d definitely put LVG in place of Koeman here so he is a costing himself… https://t.co/zxezJeYcm8an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/02/2016 20:18:11

| Chris Rann @crstig | Well I didn’t know @TomDeaconComedy was a #saintsfc fan. Saw him at Edinburgh 2014. Very funny show.a minute ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman on strikers @ShaneLong7 and @chazaustin9 – http://sfcne.ws/RKLongAustin https://t.co/XvVbLwafxe21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Juventus absolutely tearing Inter apart in the first 10 minutes here, could be 3 or 4 up already.22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MarkJLittlewood Presumably a much more enjoyable experience than earlier :wink:22 minutes ago |
| Sam Cunningham @samcunningham | Daniel Sturridge just limped through the mixed zone.24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward I feel dirty for having chuckled at that28 minutes ago |
| Billie @Billie_T | Liverpool acted like Klopp was the second coming of Jesus but all he’s done is break his glasses after beating an absolutely shit Norwichan hour ago |
| Bileys Mullet @BileysMullet | Good job you don’t have to win anything to be in it eh ? https://twitter.com/crstig/status/704024305542238208an hour ago |
| Bileys Mullet @BileysMullet | I expect the cheese making teams of Lithuania are trembling at the prospect https://twitter.com/SteveGrant1983/status/704022155395252224an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @subirony Yeah, pain in the arse that Spurs and City ballsed it up in the FA Cup really. Hanging our hat on Arsenal isn’t a great scenario!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MattyEarle 6th will definitely be there, could be 7th again.an hour ago |

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