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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 19:33:41

| Jordy Clasie @JordyClasie | Loving my new #ace16 boots :fire:#bethedifferencee https://t.co/95wd3L0e2x41 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @James_Fielden quick. But no football brain.6 minutes ago |
| Paul Vice MC @commandovice | Great to be mobbed by the Southampton youth team who wanted a picture after following my story #InvictusGames2016 https://t.co/roBSXD34Of2 hours ago |

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@5liveSport - BBC 5 live Sport

#DCFC v #MUFCLouis van Gaal makes 2 changes to the team which lost against #SaintsFC.http://bbc.in/1PjFFAl https://t.co/FdXZS9bP1D

Retweets: 19

Favourites: 8

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 20:33:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well that was somewhat out of the blue.2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Tbf to him, he’s getting the ball pumped at his head and expected to bring it down, turn, beat the whole back 4 and stick it in2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Christ, when Derby get rubbish, they *really* get rubbish. No belief at all.5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @RobHarris @sjstandardsport Same with most clubs I believe. Not right but not unusual10 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @br_uk (Apart from the 1-0 loss to Southampton)12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @tehTrunk Not difficult enough, evidently21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @lukeymoore *gif of Jamie Redknapp analysing a corner flag* :slight_smile:37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @beewestwood Presumably thanking your lucky stars you don’t have to work with Robbie Savage, unlike seemingly EVERY other channel…37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s going to be a close one! Who has got your vote for January’s Player of the Month award? #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1eexv38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Interesting to see how @Ryan_Seager gets on on loan at Crewe, certainly a tough introduction to first-team football given their situationan hour ago |
| Ryan Seager @Ryan_Seager | Buzzing to have signed for @crewealexfc on loan! Can’t wait to get started​:grin::soccer:2 hours ago |

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James Ward-Prowse - (prowsey16) on 29/01/2016

Preparing for the big game next week :red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 21:34:01

| Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC | We’re delighted to announce the loan signing of Alexandre Pato… http://che.lc/UE6gDM #CFC https://t.co/y4d3ohwjdQ15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @losing_focus @RedstoneChris Very strange! It’s showing for us via Safari on mobile. Have you tried switching to desktop version? #saintsfc16 minutes ago |
| James Ward-Prowse @Prowsey16 | Preparing for the big game next week :red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle: https://t.co/bb5FlH7qJo44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @losing_focus Hi Toby. Click on the photo of the player you want to win and then fill out the information at the bottom. #saintsfc28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @RedstoneChris You can vote at the bottom of the article. #saintsfc29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Terry_Nutkin “head insulator”? It’s a hat, FFS!31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Juan Mata and Morgan Schneiderlin are having absolute stinkers. What have you done to them, Louis? :frowning:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Nice of Derby to turn up eventually, anywayan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 22:34:28

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 That prediction deserves an award @SportSJA12 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | Every single corner Chris Smalling defends he commits a foul which should be a penalty. But he get away with it. https://t.co/XvFjVAHnjR20 minutes ago |
| Neil Perrett @neilperrettecho | Hearing Man Utd’s fifth round tie in the #facup has been selected by #bbc for live coverage. Can’t wait.43 minutes ago |
| Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 | Middlesbrough signing Jordan Rhodes. Another club that will get their FFP punishment when in the Premier League. Some deterrent.an hour ago |
| George Taylor @georgie_tee93 | Middle of NYC and find this… @SouthamptonFC #saintsfc #NYC @seanymac147 https://t.co/FtFGD9zRypan hour ago |
| Fat Piqué @Terry_Nutkin | Danny Murphy is fine with offside goals as long as they’re nice goals.an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | £13m for Jordan Rhodes… at least Dick Turpin etc #boro #brfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 23:34:36

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @RossWilson28 All this will do is pile pressure on the clubs lower down the food chain who DO run themselves sustainably.8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @RossWilson28 Clubs going shit or bust for promotion because they know the FL don’t have the balls to punish them for breaching FFP9 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | My chat with #oufc boss Michael Appleton on being sacked by #brfc by letter http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/oxford-united-boss-michael-appleton-7272186an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Provocative read by colleague @Alex_PJ_Smith ahead of #pompey v #afcb http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/491092/Gary-Roberts-hits-out-at-Bournemouth-Portsmouth-are-the-bigger-cluban hour ago |

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@Ryan_Seager - Ryan Seager

Buzzing to have signed for @crewealexfc on loan! Can’t wait to get started​:grin::soccer:

Retweets: 38

Favourites: 188

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/01/2016 06:44:12

| Chris Rann @crstig | Hopefully @TheNigelAdkins will be at St. Mary’s managing the promotions team for the Kelvin Davis testimonial? #SKD10 #saintsfc15 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | The first real sizzler in #WorldCupofSaintsManagers. @RonaldKoeman and @TheNigelAdkins neck and neck! #saintsfc17 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Sweepstake on when Pochettino joins #cfc? I’m going for Early June. #saintsfc18 minutes ago |
| Dubai Saints @dubaisaints | Holidaying in Dubai? Join the @dubaisaints for all the #SaintsFC games live on TV! :soccer::soccer::beer::sunny:http://dubaisaints.comqa day ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 01/02/2016 06:32:31

| Chris Rann @crstig | If you believe newspapers, #lcfc are buying a lot of strikers today…8 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @dubaisaints @chazaustin9 Hopefully he’ll be preparing for Euro 2016!26 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 01/02/2016 05:32:20

| Chris Rann @crstig | If Pelle is off today (I hope he isn’t), loan move for a certain Scouser at WBA? #saintsfc39 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 01/02/2016 00:31:05

| Dominic Fifield @domfifield | "He is a fantastic servant of Chelsea Football Club and a superb captain and, as such, the Club will keep the channels of dialogue open."an hour ago |
| Matt Hughes @MattHughesTimes | #Chelsea claim Terry’s contract situation “could change in the coming months” and that "the Club will keep the channels of dialogue open."an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @kingscrossed @CottagersC Thanks & your right - great city. Will be home with the last few hours remaining so hope it heats upan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @kingscrossed @CottagersC We will see. I will be walking around Bucharest for the majority of the day, but suspect my phone will be buzzingan hour ago |
| Dominic Fifield @domfifield | A piece on John Terry, a player seen to represent the best and worst of the #CFC soap opera over the last 18 years http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/jan/31/john-terry-leaves-chelsea#commentsan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @kingscrossed @CottagersC Will let you reply. Understand it could be double that figure. Interesting day awaitsan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @CottagersC Perhaps, but deadline day is no time for common sensean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @CottagersC Damage is done by @kingscrossed, I’m afraid :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: How many new players would you want before the deadline?an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @kingscrossed Pedant. Won’t be telling you the incomings then!an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/01/2016 22:30:07

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan Halcyon daysan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan Terry Venables’ “The Manager”?an hour ago |

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s home games against #CFC and #SAFC go on sale to Official Members tomorrow. Sign up now! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/mvwy

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 11

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/01/2016 21:30:00

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Skibby_ Not that I’m aware, no. Incomings mainly6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Joner07 Dembele deal fallen through & McCormack signing new contract tomorrow13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @lambrosia13 @SpursInTheBlood Only foreign clubs can agree pre-contract agreements at this stage15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Richmond_Red Please be Chukki Eribenne22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @SpursInTheBlood Never say never - the move has already been up and down. Spurs would be wise, in my opinion, to sort deal now22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Seems as if #FFC have several irons in the fire ahead of the transfer deadline. Could be a more interesting day than usual at Craven Cottage27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael Double-edged sword, I guess. Great when things are going well, but a nightmare when it goes wrong.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael As I say, many players would prefer that scenario, more relaxed, less pressure day-to-day, no “goldfish bowl” feeling37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael Scrutiny isn’t the same in Eng compared to Italy with ultras barricading the training ground, etc, so probably more relaxed44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael Not sure it’s that different these days, even the likes of Bournemouth will have high quality training facilitiesan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s home games against #CFC and #SAFC go on sale to Official Members tomorrow. Sign up now! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/mvwyan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael Only has to play there every other week, tbf :wink:an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/01/2016 20:29:43

| Damian Spellman @DamianSpellman | I understand #nufc are still awaiting a formal response to their »21million bid for Berahino amid suggestions it has been rejected.36 minutes ago |
| Alex Bishop @alexmbishop | @SimonPeach think the extension last summer was just an option which was exercised though?43 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Surprised that #FFC are handing McCormack another new deal. Puts a smile back on his face, though, & keeps away #Boro for a while at least37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay four years ago, Rickie Lambert levelled from the spot as #SaintsFC drew with #CardiffCity at St Mary’s. http://snpy.tv/1WVlLgs43 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Told deal collapsed as #THFC were unable to agree terms with #FFC, meaning Dembele is set to stay until the summer, when his contract endsan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Moussa Dembele’s move to #THFC has fallen through & Ross McCormack is set to sign a new deal tomorrow. Decent end of the window for #FFCan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay four years ago, Rickie Lambert levelled from the spot as #SaintsFC drew with #CardiffCity at St Mary’s. http://snpy.tv/1WVlLgs

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 19

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/01/2016 19:08:30

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Looking forward to seeing him alongside Mangala next seasonseconds ago |
| Pickle365 @sypickle365 | About right https://t.co/wJOXXzTi2P35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Odd timing. Who’s to say whoever the new manager is wouldn’t want Terry? Still 10 times better than Cahill…6 minutes ago |
| andy dillon @andydillon70 | Chelsea are not renewing john terry’s contract. This will be his last season at the club.33 minutes ago |

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