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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 11:30:35

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @RuthpollockRuth That’s right – providing you purchase before 8.30am on Monday 8th February. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 29/01/2016

#SaintsFC will host a testimonial match for club captain @kelvin_davis1 in May. #SKD10 ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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#SaintsFC is delighted to announce St Mary’s will host a testimonial match for club captain Kelvin Davis. #SKD10 http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/693040801262243840/photo/1

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Favourites: 90

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Read more on the news #SaintsFC will host Kelvin Davis’s testimonial in May – http://sfcne.ws/KDTestimonial #SKD10 https://t.co/Zr0Z9ZpJEX

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Favourites: 33

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Kelvin Davis’s testimonial will see the current #SaintsFC side take on a Promotions Eleven at St Mary’s. #SKD10 https://t.co/9vrysz4wK1

Retweets: 20

Favourites: 46

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 13:31:10

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC is delighted to announce St Mary’s will host a testimonial match for club captain Kelvin Davis. #SKD10 http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/693040801262243840/photo/12 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Kelvin Davis fully deserves his testimonial. Great servant to #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Who would you like to see feature in the #SaintsFC Promotions Eleven at Kelvin Davis’s testimonial? #SKD10 https://t.co/zkd7Dmg51P34 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | The possible super Kelvin Davis testimonial XI? #Saintsfc https://t.co/J45FLyOSKx41 minutes ago |
| Marcus Christenson @m_christenson | Harry Arter: ‘Every single game now I go out to play for her’. An extraordinary interview by @StuartJamesGNM http://gu.com/p/4g7xt/stw #afcban hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ffsMane Exactly, wouldn’t want any negative distractions on the night IMO.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ffsMane My suspicion is that the FA will veto it. Might work out conveniently if he can’t make it as it can’t sour the occasion then.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Kelvin Davis’s testimonial will see the current #SaintsFC side take on a Promotions Eleven at St Mary’s. #SKD10 https://t.co/9vrysz4wK1an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ffsMane I suspect he might be unavailable anyway because of the Eurosan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ffsMane Probably his only opportunity to come back and *not* get a torrent of abuse, I reckonan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @_Flusher @SouthamptonFC Hope he does - was as important as any playeran hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Ben_McQuaide97 Would hardly be in the spirit of the occasion.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Most looking forward to seeing Iago Falque again #SKD10 #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Ben_McQuaide97 I’d like to think fans wouldn’t be so petty at a testimonial…an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Kelvin Davis’ testimonial to be held on May 17, with @SouthamptonFC playing side formed from 10/11 & 11/12 promotion squads. Should be greatan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Genuinely probably the only opportunity he’s ever going to have to play at St Mary’s and not get a torrent of abusean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Kelvin Davis’ testimonial, current squad v a “Promotions XI”, should be all kinds of amazing. #saintsfc #BringBackGulyan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC is delighted to announce St Mary’s will host a testimonial match for club captain Kelvin Davis. #SKD10 https://t.co/tqZn1TznYY2 hours ago |

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Who would you like to see feature in the #SaintsFC Promotions Eleven at Kelvin Davis’s testimonial? #SKD10 https://t.co/zkd7Dmg51P

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 13

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 15:31:45

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Congrats to my talkSPORT colleagues @sammatterface and Mark Saggers on their @SportSJA nominations3 minutes ago |
| Stuart James @StuartJamesGNM | “Every single game I go out to play for her” - interview with @HarryArter2 on the devastating loss of his daughter: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/29/harry-arter-bournemouth-interview-loss-daughter3 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesMawFFT Alright, Moose34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong Can’t say I’m bothered either way. Plenty of options who didn’t wreck everything with their departure.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong I suspect he won’t be there.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Craig Fleming hopes #SaintsFCU18s can make themselves tougher to beat when #NCFC visit – http://sfcne.ws/CFPreNCFCU18 https://t.co/rdRq8HnOvCan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Incredibly moving interview with @HarryArter2 in today’s Guardian. Defy anyone to read it and not get choked up.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | £42 a month for SkyQ before you’ve even got a single channel on it?? Er, no thanks…an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mattletiss7 Reckon the ball might swing a bit in those conditions2 hours ago |

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Ten years of service to #SaintsFC. Which Kelvin Davis performance stands out for you? #SKD10 https://vine.co/v/eQZwm2dz0nj

Retweets: 14

Favourites: 23

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 16:32:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ten years of service to #SaintsFC. Which Kelvin Davis performance stands out for you? #SKD10 https://vine.co/v/eQZwm2dz0njan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @abridge75 yes mate. Forcing me to miss Pompey Bournemouth16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ten years of service to #SaintsFC. Which Kelvin Davis performance stands out for you? #SKD10 https://vine.co/v/eQZwm2dz0njan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jodie_Lisa I’m paying silly money at the moment, mainly through my own laziness. I definitely don’t need to record 4 things at once thoughan hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 29/01/2016

Excited about this!!!Everyone make sure you show up because this guy is an absolute living legend!!!It will be great to see some old faces that shared great times with us!! @kelvin_davis1 #skd10 @southamptonfc

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 17:33:07

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 5.30pm on a Friday… :clock530:#saintsfcc https://t.co/CqMzF1aAs82 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 5.30pm on a Friday… :clock530:#saintsfcchttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/693124371645337600/photo/182 minutes ago |
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| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 @MFoxx2 Better with hats, tbf36 minutes ago |
| HaveIGotNewsForYou @haveigotnews | James Murdoch awarded top job at Sky for successfully keeping a lid on that phone-hacking thing.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Stuart Wilkin believes a win is not too far away for #SaintsFCU18s – http://sfcne.ws/SWPreNCFCU18 #saintsfc https://t.co/57I6iK0cIzan hour ago |

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5.30pm on a Friday… :clock530:#saintsfcchttp://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/693124371645337600/photo/18

Retweets: 42

Favourites: 54

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#SaintsFC’s @Ryan_Seager has joined @crewealexfc on a one-month loan deal – http://sfcne.ws/SeagerCrewe https://t.co/tyXTPGRRL9

Retweets: 20

Favourites: 39

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Good luck Ryan. U21s will sure miss you.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/01/2016 18:33:37

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @LegohairHead Rest easy! #saintsfc16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Ryan_Seager has joined @crewealexfc on a one-month loan deal – http://sfcne.ws/SeagerCrewe https://t.co/tyXTPGRRL933 minutes ago |
| Dan @my_nameis_dan | @voiceofsms @SouthamptonFC Until Tuesday… #saintsfc https://t.co/N8y26UzDfVan hour ago |
| Voice of St Marys @voiceofsms | @SouthamptonFC Then you realise there’s no football! #saintsfc https://t.co/u2jJfJRfBgan hour ago |

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