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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 04:14:53

| Chris Rann @crstig | Comic book films are pretty much always terrible, but the trailer for Suicide Squad looks amazing!27 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 07:19:58

| Chris Rann @crstig | @_PhilS They have much bigger support than us, despite us having more ST holders than their capacity which they don’t sell out.10 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_PhilS I don’t doubt it. They are the biggest club in the world and have the bestest fans in the world. Don’t forget it.21 minutes ago |
| Phil Sinkinson @_PhilS | Pompey fans still a bit sensitive then I see.9 hours ago |
| Consequence of Sound @coslive | David Bowie, unwilling to tarnish his legacy, turned down a collaboration with Coldplay: http://cos.lv/Xi0Qq https://t.co/M4TnuFyC248 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 09:21:22

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s the Adnan Januzaj goal that put #MUFC U21s 1-0 up against #SaintsFCU21s. #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/DFfgnkHTl7U2 days ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Just because we’ve signed Austin, that doesn’t mean that someone has to leave. It’s called building a squad, FFS.13 minutes ago |
| Adam Blackmore @bigadamsport | #SaintsFC @Prowsey16 told me he nearly cried when his free-kick went in - THAT’S how much it meant to him3 days ago |
| Football365 @F365 | Shane Long is the striker Southampton don’t want but Liverpool and Spurs need, says @MattStead91 http://www.football365.com/news/liverpool-and-spurs-why-the-long-chase42 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | All Season Ticket holders are now eligible for next month’s trip to the #Swans – you can book online. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1dgku21 minutes ago |
| millzysays @millzysays | People on tube with rucksacks are the kind of people that would drive a car and forget they were towing a caravan http://t.co/bJS5AfDdWZ7 months ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Alright, winter, you’ve had your fun now.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Credit to Pochettino. Making stars out of Alli and Dier and looking at other young English players now at Coventry etc.2 hours ago |

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| Gaston Ramirez Could Stay In The Premier League ! | A few weeks ago it looked certain that Gaston Ramirez would be heading back to Italy in the January transfer window, … 20-01-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 10:22:15

| AnfieldIndex @AnfieldIndex | “He’s an intelligent presser” - Southampton Fan on Shane Long - http://bit.ly/23dYR8t - By @SamMcGuire90 https://t.co/0DzWM9BZVz2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Enjoy Monday night football in Club Southampton hospitality when #WHUFC come to St Mary’s – http://sfcne.ws/CSWHUH https://t.co/IfyXT7gxlp15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Christ, TEN YEARS to the day since #saintsfc sold @theowalcott to Arsenal. I feel *really* old…18 minutes ago |
| FourFourTwo @FourFourTwo | Inside @premierleague Productions: the company servicing 730m homes every matchday… http://fft.sm/0Kl39j https://t.co/7r7mtLeY7S16 hours ago |
| Man United Hub @ManUnited_Hub | 22 years ago today Sir Matt Busby passed away. RIP Sir Matt, gone but never forgotten. #mufc https://t.co/Ase4Aj8AzA33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sim2kuk @F365 Hoped the move away from Sky might relax things there, but apparently not.38 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 20/01/2016

Michail Antonio acrobatically gives #SaintsFC a semi-final first-leg lead over MK Dons FC in the Johnstone’s Paint Trophy in January 2010.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 12:23:02

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Predict the result of Saturday’s trip to #MUFC for a chance to win @FraserForster’s boots with @Betfair. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1dsn99 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Fancy winning @FraserForster’s boots, signed by the man himself? Play @Betfair’s score prediction game! #saintsfc https://t.co/J3nzS8wmVk10 minutes ago |

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#OnThisDay in 2010, #SaintsFC earned a first-leg lead over @MKDonsFC in the #JPT thanks to Michail Antonio – https://vine.co/v/ieMY6Ot2FEb

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 24

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 13:23:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2010, #SaintsFC earned a first-leg lead over @MKDonsFC in the #JPT thanks to Michail Antonio – https://vine.co/v/ieMY6Ot2FEb38 minutes ago |

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We’d like to wish a very happy birthday to the one and only Papa Waigo! :birthday:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/2OQre7OCLkjz

Retweets: 34

Favourites: 36

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 14:24:05

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’d like to wish a very happy birthday to the one and only Papa Waigo! :birthday:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/2OQre7OCLkjz33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @reluctantnicko Bet *they* are getting paid, though…12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ParkLaneDicko @F365 @MattStead91 Which is fine, as we’re quite happy to keep him. Strange that anyone would think otherwise, really.17 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’d like to wish a very happy birthday to the one and only Papa Waigo! :birthday:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/2OQre7OCLkjz33 minutes ago |

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There was no #EmiratesFACup upset for @JasonMcCarthy32. Read more in Loan Watch – http://sfcne.ws/LoanWatch190116 #saintsfc https://t.co/n641CXHIQu

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 18

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 15:24:24

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @justinloader £4 overpricedan hour ago |

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Fancy winning @FraserForster’s boots, signed by the man himself? Play @Betfair’s score prediction game! #saintsfc https://t.co/J3nzS8wmVk

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 43

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 18:25:39

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @GeorgePlank How could we possibly comment? :zipper_mouth_face:#saintsfccan hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 20/01/2016

Parabéns manos @ruifonte_17 @7wilsoneduardo @rafaelalexandresilva mais uma vitória!! @sportingclubebraga Congrats guys on another win and on your goals!!! #wemarchon #semprejuntos

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All Season Ticket holders are now eligible for next month’s trip to the #Swans – you can book online. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1dgku

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 4

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 21:27:22

| Carey Paton @CareyPaton | REALLY?!?? Oh god I’m off again :sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob::sob: thank https://twitter.com/alex_crook/status/689916503236464643MGxR17A21 minutes ago |
| AFC Bournemouth @afcbournemouth | Au revoir, Yann! Thank you for the memories at and best of luck at @ReadingFC. http://bit.ly/1Pi6bvL #afcb https://t.co/0Tkr0oBfgB23 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | One of Kermorgant’s last acts as an #afcb player was to personally sign a copy of the ‘Match of My Life’ book for @CareyPaton23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Sorry for your loss :frowning:24 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Kermorgant’s role in #afcb rise into the #epl cannot be overstated. Great guy to interview too.24 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Yann Kermorgant leaves #afcb to join #readingfc for a fee of around £500,000 #transfers25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan It seems to have worked for them for about a year now, tbf44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Send for Kram… Oh.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @tbm321 Our ticket office reopens at 9am – we’ll send it their way now though. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @tbm321 That’s odd. We’ll look into it. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @niallterrell It’s free on the gate. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Glibby @Glibby1 | Swansea tickets bought. Looking forward to an away day cheering on my beloved @SouthamptonFC #saintsfc #wemarchon2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @edwatts07 Free entry on the night! :+1:#saintsfcc2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | What can #SaintsFC expect from #MUFC? Expert @StuMathiesonMEN gives us the inside track – http://sfcne.ws/ITMUFCA https://t.co/vOYUHaFeyK2 hours ago |

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| Gaston Ramirez Could Stay In The Premier League !20-01-2016 |
| Saints And Bournemouth Chase Sheffield United Youngster20-01-2016 |
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| Manchester Braces Itself For 3pm Saturday Kick Off Alert19-01-2016 |
| Could Koeman Be Reunited With Former Feyenoord Defender19-01-2016 |
| A Rough Guide To Manchester United19-01-2016 |
| Wanyama Could Yet Sign A New Deal !18-01-2016 |
| Pelle More Likely To Leave Than Shane Long18-01-2016 |
| Suddenly It’s Looking Good Again !18-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction - Ward Prowse For England !18-01-2016 |

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