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Watch more exclusive footage from @chazaustin9’s first full day at Staplewood on #SaintsFC’s @YouTube channel – http://youtu.be/wn-ryylqqdw

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Watch as @ShaneLong7 collects his Player of the Month award from #SaintsFC fan @kierannkater98https://grabyo.com/g/v/5LvbvGb4UYz

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 12:07:23

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White He knew exactly what he was doing, trying to deflect away a whole heap of fan pressure for missing out on the deal.12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Saki9599 Hi Saki. We’re working on our membership packages for next season as we speak – more news in the coming months. #saintsfc23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White Don’t really care about the real reason, tbh, was merely making a barbed comment about Gold’s fuckwittery over the weekend23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s last three #BPL games at St Mary’s have ended in victory. Can we make it four? Next up: #WHUFC. https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1bzrv32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I see West Ham have beaten Everton to Sam Byram. I assume they must be paying him £100k a week, eh, @davidgold?an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Have you watched our behind-the-scenes video from @chazaustin9’s first day with #SaintsFC? Here’s a clip – https://grabyo.com/g/v/1uXU5AkyStian hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | How is twitter down? Seems ok here.2 hours ago |

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Here’s the #SaintsFCU21s line-up for tonight’s #BU21PL game against #MUFC at Leigh Sports Village. #saintsfc https://t.co/U7mtSKArnD

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 14:08:12

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s #U21PLCup clash with #HTAFC will be free of charge. More here – http://sfcne.ws/U21HTAFCDate https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/68506849940057702412 days ago |
| Eastleigh FC @eastleighfc | A message of support from 92 year old founder Derik Brooks ahead of today’s #EmiratesFACup replay at @OfficialBWFC https://t.co/n0LBrpg3RP6 minutes ago |
| Matt Desai @MatthewDesai | Considering their last meeting, fair play to Alex Neil signing Steven Naismith… #NCFC #EFC https://t.co/IjOu0Y78Iya day ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Juan Fernando Quintero, linked to a number of Premier League in the past, has extended his deal with Porto until 2021. Release clause: €40man hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #Gills reject £1m bid from #bcfc for striker Bradley Dack #transfers2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 15:08:40

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Big night for @officialpompey looking to progress beyond the #facup 3rd round for the 1st time since 2010 final. Updates on @talkSPORTKO2 minutes ago |
| Guardian sport @guardian_sport | Jermaine Pennant being paid a ‘sexy figure’ after joining Tampines Rovers in Singapore http://gu.com/p/4gvy9/stwan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 16:09:37

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @martynziegler They don’t seem to quite grasp the situation, do they?2 minutes ago |
| dean cox @dean_7cox | BREAKING: Dean Cox is heading to Sheffield United #lofc17 hours ago |
| Oriol Romeu @OriolRomeu | Competition! Do you know against whom did I debut (official match) with Barça? I’ll raffle 2 boots among the winners https://t.co/cGf8Ti7MEu2 hours ago |

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Can #SaintsFC win at #MUFC for the second year running? :four: days to go… ( Old Trafford )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 17:09:51

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @tehTrunk Reflecting the guy’s status, I guess. He’s a reasonable buy, presumably for a reasonable price. Nothing to get excited about.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @tehTrunk “pleased” rather than "delighted"33 minutes ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 19/01/2016

Amazing how you forget that this causes major distress!!! :cold_sweat: thanks @archiebaldcook for sharing your talent!! Will look nice once it’s finished #ink #tattoo #sleeve

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 18:10:24

| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Reports in Italy suggest that Pelle has turned down a contract extention to stay on the South Coast. http://www.calciomercato.com/news/southampton-pelle-non-vuole-rinnovare-932514 #Saintsfc27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @sam8ball We literally have no idea. Enjoy your new cups! :coffee: #saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JimCampbellTFR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FUCKING EYES?!?!?!!?! *scratches at retinas*an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Ken Kratz. Get a new voice. Thanks. #annoyingan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | At the Macron Stadium to see whether my hometown club @eastleighfc can cause an FA Cup upset against #BWFC https://t.co/AXhBqKbkNVan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 19:11:51

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | In place at Fratton Park to provide updates from #pompey v #itfc to @talkSPORTKO visitors make ELEVEN changes https://t.co/t5TDh6HU1A4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @mattcutler8 Not impressed. #saintsfc http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/689522302527102977/photo/113 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Tonight feels like a game between clubs going in different directions. Hope #BWFC can get back on an even keel soon https://t.co/CoyBLjql7y32 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 20:12:48

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Joe Partington does brilliantly, cutting inside & firing across the #BWFC goalkeeper to make it 1-0 to the non-league side after 11 minutes2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Eastleigh have scored!2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Great noise from the 500+ Eastleigh fans in Bolton - more supporters travelled than attended Saturday’s home FA Trophy clash v Gateshead4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Mattytargett Prediction?11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Biggest night in @eastleighfc’s history? It certainly will be if they win https://t.co/CYFDUOYtsa14 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #BWFC & Eastleigh warming up to ‘Wet’ by Snoop Dogg https://t.co/P4yHvChfse27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @markpougatch Yep. Winner travels to Sutton United in round 337 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 21:13:03

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Shola Ameobi replacing the injured Gary Madine - can he mark his #BWFC farewell with a decisive goal?3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Let off for Eastleigh as ball falls kindly for #BWFC, only for Liam Feeney to lash into the side-netting5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Second half under way - big 45 minutes for #BWFC & @eastleighfc9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee Don’t get why RG wouldn’t stick with the first-choice XI now he’s finally started to get some performances out of them.13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee LOL. Tbf, they seem to be at least making it look like they give a fuck in recent games, which is a start of sorts, I guess.16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee Not gone tonight then?! :wink:18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ChrisMNee Don’t forget the image rights19 minutes ago |
| Chris Nee @ChrisMNee | A few Villa fans clapping Gareth Ainsworth as he walks along touchline at half-time. Responds with thumbs up.21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | HT: #BWFC 2 @eastleighfc 2 - entertaining first half at the Macron Stadium. Non-league side impressing. Home fans understandably angry.23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Kaid Mohamed only left Bath City two weeks ago. Tonight he scored in an FA Cup third-round tie at Bolton24 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | 796 away fans at Fratton Park seeing a reserve side humbled by League Two #pompey are #itfc fans happy with that?25 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Eastleigh 2-2 - Kaid Mohamed slots home. Wow26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Eastleigh keeper Ross Flitney tips Wellington Silva’s free-kick onto the crossbar. From the resulting corner, Dean Moxey rifles home. 2-130 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #BWFC level as half-time approaches, with Madine rifling home. Little celebration from the striker. 1-135 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesIngle Didn’t even know there was a game on there tonight… :wink:39 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #pompey 2 #itfc 0 Roberts (pen) and McNulty have the home fans singing ‘Championship, you’re having a laugh’ #facupan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #BWFC dominating possession, especially out wide, but struggling to get the ball out of their feet in the box. Eastleigh playing on breakan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 22:13:38

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 No fucking chance6 minutes ago |
| Keith @nicetrainers | “This will be a big financial boost for Eastleigh” - David James Professional pundit there with absolutely no idea what he’s talking about19 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | .@eastleighfc reflect on an FA Cup run to remember https://t.co/F1wwpJeZvw18 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | FT: #BWFC 3 @eastleighfc 2 - the Spitfires’ record-breaking FA Cup run is over, but they’ve done themselves & non-league football proud22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Fair play to the 686 fans from Eastleigh - they’ve not stopped singing all night27 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | .@Jaireason’s strike met by timely #BWFC block as @eastleighfc produce first dangerous attack for a while37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Lambert should get a good reception from the Ashton Gate crowd here… :slight_smile:40 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Ameobi’s presence has helped #BWFC to settle. @eastleighfc being pressed & making mistakes. 20 minutes remaining & the hosts still lead 3-2an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pratley plays one-two with Shola Ameobi & rifles past Flitney. #BWFC 3 @eastleighfc 2an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Was looking forward to seeing Wellington Silva in action but the #AFC loanee has been hopeless so far for #BWFCan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/01/2016 23:14:03

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | There was no #EmiratesFACup upset for @JasonMcCarthy32. Read more in Loan Watch – http://sfcne.ws/LoanWatch190116 #saintsfc https://t.co/n641CXHIQu8 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 20/01/2016 00:09:15

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Great ground, great club - hope #BWFC can sort their finances out https://www.instagram.com/p/BAvTWOgvkUz/40 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @Coulsdonpompey very impressed. Moved the ball around well and played some lovely footballan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | My on-the-whistle match report on an #facup glory night for @officialpompey at Fratton Park http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/19/portsmouth-ipswich-town-fa-cup-third-round-replay-match-reportan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Nice interview with #ecfc winger Joel Grant on facing #lfc pal Jordon Ibe by @benfisherJ for @MYNewsAgency http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-star-jordon-ibes-exeter-7208589an hour ago |

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