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#OnThisDay in 2000, @1jamesbeattie netted a brilliant header as #SaintsFC beat #DCFC 1-0 at The Dell. https://vine.co/v/iqpTXTQQHT7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 19:54:55

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s retail stores and ticket office will be closing early on New Year’s Eve – http://sfcne.ws/OpenTimesXmas https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ahev21 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 20:43:39

| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | This match is from another galaxy #LoveTheDarts2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant He’d have been handy this season, but wanted to play more, which is understandable. Bloody frustrating player!41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant No, but Liverpool weren’t looking at him as Firmino was in their sights - seemed a good fit at the time, hasn’t worked yet41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant I’d like us to occasionally look at that sort of player, rather than rigidly going for potential and value. More exciting.43 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Also, with all due respect, there was a reason Stoke were able to sign them at the time, all underachieved elsewhere.44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Suspect you probably couldn’t now, tbf!an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 21:44:22

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tributes have been paid to Roy Beazley MBE, who passed away at the age of 78. http://sfcne.ws/RBAppreciation #saintsfc https://t.co/wCSW8qxltA2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | The most threatening Sunderland looked in the Liverpool box was when Vito Mannone was sent up for a corner. Nothing up front at all.6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Benteke running through treacle there, fucking hell10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Top tactics by Sunderland, having Wes Brown lump it long to those notorious headers of a ball Jermain Defoe and Duncan Watmore20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’s at least the second time Kevin Friend’s got in the way of the players tonight, the useless twat.30 minutes ago |
| HLTCO @HLTCO | No lads, I haven’t. Nobody has. https://t.co/OUTsPRfAMZan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Claybles @Gandermonium I am also prepared https://t.co/mMbjh0FeJA40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @itsShelleyW @JamCotton That’s quite a niche award. Who won the funniest comment of the year award in the UK?an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Tributes have been paid to Roy Beazley MBE, who passed away at the age of 78. http://sfcne.ws/RBAppreciation #saintsfc https://t.co/wCSW8qxltA

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 21

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 22:46:06

| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Arise sir @AP_McCoy richly deserveda minute ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 The whole team (Watmore excepted, perhaps) seem to just have a losing mentality. Going down won’t change that, IMO.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 23:47:30

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danbsfc I literally wouldn’t be celebrating, I’d be more interested in getting the surround sponge thing off the board before he fucked offa minute ago |
| Sam Dobson @SamDobson1 | Get in you slightly less hateable nonce4 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | SIGN THE FUCKING BOARD NOW5 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | I wanted an early night tonight #LoveTheDarts9 minutes ago |
| Wayne Gardiner @mrwayneg | Can’t imagine Taylor will celebrate at any point during the next few minutes as he’s stated how much he hates other players doing it.12 minutes ago |
| Alistair Coleman @scaryduck | The best New Year honours was when they knighted Sir Killalot for services to destroying radio-control geeks’ dreams https://t.co/xQ9qqAcE6ean hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Many congrats @JacquiOatleyan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/12/2015 01:50:06

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB At least we won’t have to put up with his “never been relegated” schtick anymore in five months timean hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @MichaelBridge_ gutted I couldn’t take up your offer after watching that2 hours ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @abridge75 won’t they just. Got offered a ticket for tonight but was too short notice to get there!2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @chazzawuzza Link your accounts via the Friends & Family function and you’ll be able to purchase all four in one transaction.2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/12/2015 08:54:49

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | There are still tickets remaining for Saturday’s trip to #NCFC – book at http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk now. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/18aac18 minutes ago |

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There are still tickets remaining for Saturday’s trip to #NCFC – book at http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk now. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/18aac

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/12/2015 09:55:33

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll be live from Staplewood shortly, where @RonaldKoeman will be speaking ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to #NCFC – http://youtu.be/jzc3-wGMNCM2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Because people have no imagination6 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Arrived at #saintsfc for Ronald Koeman’s final press conference of 2015. The bacon rolls are a big winner.13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch live from Staplewood from 10am GMT as @RonaldKoeman looks ahead to Saturday’s trip to #NCFC – http://youtu.be/jzc3-wGMNCM #saintsfc35 minutes ago |

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Koeman says his New Year’s resolution is to fully recover from his Achilles injury. #saintsfc

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Koeman says @GPelle19 and Cédric will both be missing against #NCFC this weekend. The rest of the squad will be the same. #saintsfc

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/12/2015 10:55:54

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ve been speaking one-on-one with @RonaldKoeman ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to #NCFC. Full interview online shortly! https://grabyo.com/g/v/l56sqwbJ0xt18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @alexgbourne Disappointing.22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | That’s all from the first part of @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#NCFC press conference. More to come later today. #saintsfc40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman says his New Year’s resolution is to fully recover from his Achilles injury. #saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Koeman says he will not impose a New Year’s Eve booze ban on his players #saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Koeman says he will consider signing a striker in January depending on how long Pelle and Rodriguez are out for #saintsfc42 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman on Steven Caulker: “My plan is for him to stay for the full season and then we will see.” #saintsfc43 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman says he won’t panic in the January transfer window, but will wait to see how @GPelle19 and Jay Rodriguez recover. #saintsfc43 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman believes #SaintsFC need to be more clinical – like they were last season – if they are to climb the #BPL table.44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman on #WHUFC defeat: “The result was very frustrating but I think it was one of the best 45 minutes of our season first half.” #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Koeman also says Jay Rodriguez will not be fit to play for #saintsfc until the end of January, beginning of February.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman says it’ll be difficult to beat #NCFC, but wants #SaintsFC to show the level they did in the first half against #WHUFC.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman on #NCFC: “The win against #MUFC away was a big result for their belief. They are strong at home.” #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman believes Jay Rodriguez will be missing for another few weeks. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | RoKo confirms Cedric Soares and Graziano Pelle will miss #saintsfc trip to #Norwich on Saturdayan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Koeman says @GPelle19 and Cédric will both be missing against #NCFC this weekend. The rest of the squad will be the same. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The boss is here! Watch @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#NCFC press conference now – http://youtu.be/jzc3-wGMNCM #saintsfcan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Download #SaintsFC interviews, documentaries, matches & more with @SkySports On Demand – http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/catch-up https://t.co/Q1BuyQPZTy

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 19

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 31/12/2015 11:56:17

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @TonyIncenzo A quiet year by your standards, surely?! :wink:40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s a fitness update from @RonaldKoeman ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to #NCFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/otvB0xJ0juNan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Download #SaintsFC interviews, documentaries, matches & more with @SkySports On Demand – http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/catch-up https://t.co/Q1BuyQPZTyan hour ago |

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Add us on @Snapchat for a sneaky look at the #SaintsFC squad in training ahead of their trip to #NCFC! https://t.co/ILo4sUvCKP

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Favourites: 7

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