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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 29/12/2015 23:37:17

| The Football Ramble @FootballRamble | This beer is brewed with the tears of the children priced out of Premier League football. Probably. https://t.co/cPLStrJs3v11 minutes ago |

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@england - England

Does @SouthamptonFC’s @Prowsey16 get your vote for @VauxhallEngland U21 player of the year? http://the-fa.com/ktAng8 https://t.co/FmAr0rDuVr

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Favourites: 46

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 1997, @Kevin__Davies scored the only goal of the game as #SaintsFC beat #CFC at The Dell. https://vine.co/v/iqv7FHizJW6

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 38

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Romeu Out For Trip To Norwich City | Saints will have to face Norwich City without Oriol Romeu after the midfielder picked up his fifth yellow card of … 30-12-2015 |

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| Tributes Pour In For Roy Beazley MBE29-12-2015 |
| Saints Could Again Be In For Leeds United Starlet29-12-2015 |
| Saints At West Ham United The Verdict29-12-2015 |
| West Ham United 2-1 Southampton - Player Ratings and Reports28-12-2015 |
| Saints At West Ham United The Preview28-12-2015 |
| A Rough Guide To West Ham United28-12-2015 |
| Will Koeman Stick With The Same Side At West Ham ?28-12-2015 |
| Pelle and Cedric Again Missing For Trip To West Ham27-12-2015 |
| Saints V Arsenal The Report27-12-2015 |
| Southampton 4-0 Arsenal - Player Ratings and Reports26-12-2015 |

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| A Rough Guide To Norwich City | Saints head off to East Anglia on Saturday for a visit to Carrow Road home of the Canaries of Norwich City 30-12-2015 |

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| Romeu Out For Trip To Norwich City30-12-2015 |
| Tributes Pour In For Roy Beazley MBE29-12-2015 |
| Saints Could Again Be In For Leeds United Starlet29-12-2015 |
| Saints At West Ham United The Verdict29-12-2015 |
| West Ham United 2-1 Southampton - Player Ratings and Reports28-12-2015 |
| Saints At West Ham United The Preview28-12-2015 |
| A Rough Guide To West Ham United28-12-2015 |
| Will Koeman Stick With The Same Side At West Ham ?28-12-2015 |
| Pelle and Cedric Again Missing For Trip To West Ham27-12-2015 |
| Saints V Arsenal The Report27-12-2015 |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 30/12/2015

James Beattie heads in the only goal of the game, as #SaintsFC beat Derby County 1-0 in December 2000.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 11:51:34

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | NK Olimpija Ljubljana are trying to bring in Harry Redknapp as head coach, according to reports in Slovenia. Milan Mandaric owns themseconds ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We couldn’t let @FrannyBenali’s birthday pass without digging out this beauty! https://vine.co/v/e9BAT1quzw5 #saintsfc6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 How’s Isgrove getting on?27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re wishing a happy 47th birthday to #SaintsFC legend @FrannyBenali today! https://t.co/Easwv46ZBO36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @BadSouthernRail @NickSzczepanik and you’ll only get half that money back as compensation when they burn holes in the clothes.an hour ago |
| Mich V @michv03 | builder urgently wanted Soton area to convert garage for son to leave hospital after 7 months Council grant Pls could you rt @DIYSOS3 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We couldn’t let @FrannyBenali’s birthday pass without digging out this beauty! https://vine.co/v/e9BAT1quzw5 #saintsfc

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 27

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’re wishing a happy 47th birthday to #SaintsFC legend @FrannyBenali today! https://t.co/Easwv46ZBO

Retweets: 43

Favourites: 130

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 12:51:35

| Football365 @F365 | Premier League points since 2011/12: Southampton 181 (were in Champ in 2011/12) Sunderland 172 Villa 163 (average of 36.2 per season)30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Globagoz @tehTrunk Ah, that’s the own goal, isn’t it? Just seen Lloris in the picture…30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @tehTrunk Using Swansea and West Ham as examples, FFS?! :wink:36 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Harry Redknapp on the front page of Slovenian newspaper Ekipa SN earlier in the month (via @sloveniafooty) https://t.co/KQwIE9lGjD41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | ‘Odlično’ - that’s triffic in Slovenian, according to Google Translate. You’re welcome, Harryan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @SachinNakrani This was my exact thought processan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SimonPeach Peter Storrie in as CEO as well? Getting the bankrupting band back together.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 13:51:57

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up at St Mary’s: #CPFC in the #EmiratesFACup. Tickets are just £12 for adults and £5 for under-11s. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1a8bx2 minutes ago |
| Jonald Kooman @KelvinsKicking | @FreshSaints @FreshFootball I agree. He left under mutual agreement for fair money. I wish him well, he is clearly a mature young man4 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @LesRosbifs There’s quotes from the club director - it’s not just regurgitating a rumour30 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @AlexReaSport @johncrossmirror Good point. Not sure what jobs there are in the region35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2000, @1jamesbeattie netted a brilliant header as #SaintsFC beat #DCFC 1-0 at The Dell. https://vine.co/v/iqpTXTQQHT738 minutes ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | You’ll never guess which club want Harry Redknapp https://t.co/c0OPNYozt7an hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 30/12/2015

They all count!!Well done @ruifonte_17 another one!!! @sportingclubebraga :muscle::pray:t2: #semprejuntos Todos contam!!

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 15:53:10

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @decwarrington Was mentioned by those at club from day one. They did go for a hell of a lot of other managers - must’ve given up on Slavisaan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ahead of Saturday’s game, get the lowdown on #NCFC from reporter @paddyjdavitt – http://sfcne.ws/ITNCFCA #saintsfc https://t.co/7psP9PSTx9an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @matthickson2306 Congratulations! We look forward to seeing you at St Mary’s :+1:an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @yodazib Interesting, thank you. Wasn’t aware2 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay 25 years ago, @mattletiss7 struck twice as #SaintsFC recorded a 3-0 home win over Tottenham. https://vine.co/v/iqvg29lemFY

Retweets: 22

Favourites: 28

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 30/12/2015

Pelé and David Prutton were on target for #SaintsFC as they secured a 2-0 home win over Leicester City in December 2006.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 16:53:39

| Dave Stringer @DaveStringy | Since leaving Oldham, lee Johnson has won more games at Boundary Park than any Oldham athletic manager. #oafc6 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | West Ham 2 #saintsfc 1 Player Ratings (kindly supplied by @Swanborough888 and his nephew!):- http://georgeweahscousin.com/match/6386-west-ham-united-v-southampton/30 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Take a look at our latest article about why Southampton fans were wrong to boo Chambers last Saturday #Saintsfcan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Ahead of Saturday’s game, get the lowdown on #NCFC from reporter @paddyjdavitthttp://sfcne.ws/ITNCFCA #saintsfc https://t.co/7psP9PSTx9

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 6

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 17:54:15

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @PhilippeAuclair Champagne does seem to be the most credible (a low bar, admittedly), but clearly that means he’s got absolutely no chance.6 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Liam Ridgewell appears a sensible signing for #bhafc should do a job at Championship level.7 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @pokeefe1 No sign yet. You’re right, though, seems quiet now20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #Swans caretaker Alan Curtis says out-of-favour Jonjo Shelvey is staying put. #CPFC & #NUFC moves must be tempting with Euro 2016 on horizon29 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 30/12/2015 18:54:54

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @RKTweets Agreed. @richardosman & Co need to do a football-only Pointless38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2006, @pedro_pele26 and David Prutton scored for #SaintsFC in a 2-0 home win against #LCFC. https://vine.co/v/iqjDBvnvxgYan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Stumbled upon the ‘Endsleigh Insurance League Division One ground guide’ in the office - some great adverts in there https://t.co/4mOLH2Adssan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Next up at St Mary’s: #CPFC in the #EmiratesFACup. Tickets are just £12 for adults and £5 for under-11s. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1a8bx

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 7

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