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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 12:49:40

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up at St Mary’s is an #EmiratesFACup clash with #CPFC. It’s just £12 for adults and £5 for under-17s! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1a8bx28 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | That was out surely…34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Go behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s 4-0 demolition of #Arsenal with the latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered – http://youtu.be/jJc_BHEvkRIan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig Arsenal fans will never change. The schadenfreude is strong. :slight_smile:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig Much better than doing it in the middle of the year when everyone’s at work. Now *that* would be chaos!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig I don’t have *that* much of an issue with engineering works taking place this time of year as so many people take time offan hour ago |
| Premier League @premierleague | It was a historic day in the #BPL for @SouthamptonFC’s @CucoMartina. Find out how: http://bit.ly/SOUARS-stats https://t.co/HvnQ23cxnEan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig While I broadly agree, for TL/Southern it just needs the franchise being given to someone else. Govia are an absolute disgrace.an hour ago |
| Scriblit @Scriblit | How COBRA helps minimise flood damage: Each member is given a magic ring. Combined, their powers… no wait I’m thinking of Captain Planet.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig Is that franchise run by Govia as well? Bit of a pattern emerging…an hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Morning, that happened last night #Saintsfc https://t.co/9X6BTRE0Vaan hour ago |

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“It’s difficult to explain…” @RonaldKoeman tries to make sense of #SaintsFC 4-0 #Arsenal: http://bit.ly/SOUARS-Koeman https://t.co/dRSJQlSRR9

Retweets: 156

Favourites: 261

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Saints V Arsenal The Report | Perhaps the best and most satisfying victory at St Mary’s since our return to the Premier League three years ago. 27-12-2015 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 11:47:33

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Appy0911 Not convinced by Buttler as a Test keeper yet. We bat to 10, FFS, shouldn’t need a WK who averages 40, it’s a specialist position18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Any chance England can pick a wicket-keeper who can catch? #SAvENG21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | .@shoutsatcows doing a sterling service this morning RTing all of David Cameron’s previous tweets about “unprecedented” flooding. Oops.23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Do you feature in our fan gallery from #SaintsFC’s win over #Arsenal? Take a look – http://sfcne.ws/FansAFCH https://t.co/FtVnt6fssa25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Coming up at midday: #MatchdayUncovered! Subscribe to see it first – http://youtube.com/southamptonfc #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/xWSUuZoz96430 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 27/12/2015

Shane Long celebrates the second of his two goals in #SaintsFC’s victory over #Arsenal. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Morning all! #saintsfc https://vine.co/v/iA267qhrnEX

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Favourites: 214

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 10:47:39

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @WorldWarUncut To be fair… #saintsfc https://vine.co/v/eYtgP79AlDO5 minutes ago |
| Matt Le Tissier @mattletiss7 | It was just a nightmare, right? #afc2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Zoggers87 Yep. Could have saved them a goal!8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC will be without @GPelle19 and Cédric again at #WHUFC, says @RonaldKoeman – http://sfcne.ws/PelleCedricWHU https://t.co/mQZGncpfS111 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @geddesduncan Exactly!17 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @geddesduncan It’s unprofessional. Plus… He should be aware of the reasons behind the programme notes.18 minutes ago |
| Wycombe Wanderers FC @wwfcofficial | Not a bad day for @JasonMcCarthy32 - a clean sheet, an away win & #SaintsFC smashed Arsenal 4-0! https://t.co/t4im3cY8yF19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @patoranky You clearly don’t understand what overrated means.19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @d9scott They are too arrogant to realise that. Same with them losing their arse about van Gaal. Give it. Can’t take it.21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Zoggers87 Thought he might be.21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Imagine being paid to report game where underdog batters the favourite and focusing on a poss offside and the prog notes. #cretins #saintsfc25 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @patoranky Do you understand what overrated means?28 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @patoranky I didn’t say he was?31 minutes ago |
| John Cross @johncrossmirror | Southampton’s bizarre rallying cry in the programme. Win bonus to the programme editor though… http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/match-reports/southampton-4-0-arsenal-5-7055326an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @patoranky Not saying he is a ‘bad’ player, just think he is overrated. Not just after yesterday.39 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @HeyGeno Pompey did for my coupon yesterday so we’ll call it quits!40 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @iamdavidi @ShaneLong7 At his tenacious best yesterday. Superb performance. All over their centre halves!44 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 27/12/2015

What a night! #saintsfc ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 09:47:11

| Chris Rann @crstig | @sainttwit1246 @HantsOnlyTeam Was superb yesterday. Happy to be proved wrong.7 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @crstig Yes mate, sorry should have tried to catch you yesterday but was a bit hectic. Are you going to West Ham?8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | José Fonte was proud of the passion #SaintsFC showed in their 4-0 win over #Arsenal – http://sfcne.ws/JFPostAFCH https://t.co/U2rLMwH24o17 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Chelsea star Remy is wanted by Southampton and two other Premier League clubs in January. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/483622/Chelsea-transfer-news-Loic-Remy-Aston-Villa-Southampton-Swansea #Saintsfc21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @ChloRichardson @paddypower Buy a lottery ticket! #saintsfc37 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @Journo_Slash was a horror show mate. Didn’t see it coming eitheran hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Morning all! #saintsfc https://vine.co/v/iA267qhrnEXan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Stu_Lock Gracious of you.an hour ago |
| Stuart @Stu_Lock | I made him captain in my FF team because they’re playing Soton. https://twitter.com/crstig/status/68073669427921306020 hours ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Has he gone yet? #VanGaalOut #mufcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 08:46:28

| Patrick Kluivert @PatrickKluivert | Great result @SouthamptonFC 4-0 vs @Arsenal Congrats to @RonaldKoeman and @CucoMartina for his fantastic goalan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Anyone care to explain how #Arsenal came out of that game with no bookings? Unbelievable. #nobigteambias #saintsfc18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Absolutely buzzing for West Ham now. What a welcome back to St. Mary’s yesterday! #saintsfc28 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 01:44:40

| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Top performance today! And with great support of our #SaintsFC fans. https://t.co/6wggYW4KaT3 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Check out more than 70 photos from #SaintsFC’s rout of #Arsenal in our official gallery – http://sfcne.ws/GallerySOUARS http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/680914967806238721/photo/1an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @jmireland8 Get cleaning, Jamie #CucoGoalMachinean hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 00:44:38

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @td_ward Last week he seemed to think we had Harry Kane on loan, the fucking fruitloop. Him and Pearce dragging the lot of them down.9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Want to hear excitable Spanish commentary on Cuco Martina’s goal? Of course you do… #saintsfc #goooooooooooooooool http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/cuco-martina-stuns-arsenal-with-blistering-strike-174978423515 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @gongclough I’m happy for that campaign to continue, because Giggs will be *hilariously* awful.18 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Goodnight all, I love my football club #Saintsfc https://t.co/SmtykBxXzf27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @CucoMartina says it was an “unbelievable feeling” to score against #Arsenal – http://sfcne.ws/CMPostAFCH https://t.co/b6PJahXdA234 minutes ago |
| Emma Allen @EmmaRAllen | @alex_crook oh how wrong I was. Most entertaining #saintsfc match I’ve seen for years.The team showed their true colours tonight.Brilliant!an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @CucoMartina reflects on his stunning strike in the 4-0 win over #Arsenal – http://youtu.be/6sXMGoj7Pq0 https://grabyo.com/g/v/zUrS4oDoTlcan hour ago |

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Read our report from a memorable Boxing Day victory for #SaintsFC against #Arsenal – http://sfcne.ws/AFCHReport https://t.co/SMSilRLYON

Retweets: 157

Favourites: 193

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@premierleague - Premier League

#SaintsFC 4-0 #ArsenalSouthampton hit form to deny the Gunners top spot: http://bit.ly/SOU–ARS https://t.co/lgFpWQYDGB

Retweets: 191

Favourites: 209

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/12/2015 23:43:48

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @ShaneLong7 was thrilled to make such a big impact in the win over #Arsenal – http://sfcne.ws/SLPostAFCH https://t.co/qanskLtglI2 minutes ago |
| Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 | United’s last 10 games with Schneiderlin starting: W5, D5, L0 United’s last 10 games without Schneiderlin starting: W3, D2, L511 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Sorry Cuco, but we still prefer this beauty from @trevor8sinclair :clap::soccer::hammer: https://t.co/O6afCtKmsqan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Two-goal @ShaneLong7 gives his verdict on #SaintsFC’s 4-0 win over #Arsenal at St Mary’s – http://youtu.be/241LY3LUh0g https://grabyo.com/g/v/vS5Y0aLqzeF26 minutes ago |
| Oriol Romeu @OriolRomeu | An amazing #BoxingDay. Thank you all for making it possible! Un gran #BoxingDay! Gracias a todos por hacerlo posible https://t.co/UqUXbnVQnT29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman praises a great team performance after victory over #Arsenal – http://sfcne.ws/RKPostAFCH https://t.co/TGwyOhGp2O31 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Graziano Pelle will be sidelined for a few weeks with a knee injury, according to Koeman. Cedric will also be absent for #SaintsFC at #WHUFC41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @nicetrainers Probably shock.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We got the thoughts of @RonaldKoeman after #SaintsFC’s memorable win over #Arsenal – http://youtu.be/LuIh7G9wvYI https://grabyo.com/g/v/4GeSK9wtdSHan hour ago |
| West Ham United FC @whufc_official | Sorry Cuco, but we still prefer this beauty from @trevor8sinclair :clap::soccer::hammer: https://t.co/O6afCtKmsqan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “No, no, nothing true about that at the moment,” Wenger said when asked about a move for Basel’s Mohamed Elneny in the post-match press confan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 26/12/2015

Incredible night for Cuco Martina. First Premier League start, first #SaintsFC goal – and what a goal it was! ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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@JPW_NBCSports - Joe Prince-Wright

Arsenal now have more Southampton academy graduates (3) on the pitch than #SaintsFC do. Walcott, Chamberlain & Chambers all on for #Arsenal.

Retweets: 154

Favourites: 69

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Victor Wanyama - (victorwanyama) on 26/12/2015

Good team performance tonight little time to recover on to the next one

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