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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/12/2015 12:07:37

| Asian Saint @AsianSaint | Ordered my usual caramel latte at @Starbucks and here’s what i got! Good morning @piersmorgan :muscle::muscle:#saintsfcsfc https://t.co/czacdSL9KF19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevinmarkmoo Got a ticket yet? A friend of mine has a spare if not…42 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Heading to today’s game against #WHUFC? Here’s a guide to the Boleyn Ground – http://sfcne.ws/OTRWHUFC #saintsfc https://t.co/MlVK3vrfuBan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/12/2015 11:05:47

| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Matchday! https://t.co/m5cZyfNL9a2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @pauldawson1972 @iaindalewestham Pretty tame compared the ones I get from Stoke fans haha!16 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Swanborough888 All yours!18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay a year ago, Sadio Mané scored as #SaintsFC played out a 1-1 draw with champions-elect #CFC at St Mary’s. https://vine.co/v/e2z5VLiqEwh29 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I answered some q’s (pre Arsenal) for #whufc site @iaindalewestham https://www.westhamtillidie.com/posts/2015/12/27/opposition-q-a-with-the-saints?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed #saintsfc34 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Anyone fancy doing the player ratings today? #saintsfc37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @onlyrushy Seems to be a new-ball wicket, so wouldn’t be surprised to see a couple of early wickets. Middle order is the key for us here.38 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/12/2015 10:03:39

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | If anything, the cricket’s going *too* well, Clive #SAvENG7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | http://saintsfc.co.uk has the lowdown ahead of #SaintsFC’s game against #WHUFC – http://sfcne.ws/PreviewWHUFCA https://t.co/fCAUjxCM6s15 minutes ago |
| Mary’s Meals @MarysMeals | It’s the final day for UK donors to have their donations matched by the UK Gov! Thanks to all who’ve donated so far! https://t.co/yHUoBvLcVq32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @jesshood1 Like all games, it’s one per Customer Number. If you’re purchasing for someone who doesn’t have a number, we can set one up.36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16 says confidence has been renewed ahead of today’s trip to #WHUFC – http://sfcne.ws/JWPPreWHUFCA https://t.co/zSG6wu9kZdan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s matchday! #SaintsFC travel to #WHUFC today looking to end 2015 on a high. Kick-off is at 5.30pm GMT. #wemarchon https://grabyo.com/g/v/iB79PMG7nm3an hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | I’m calling #wba v #nufc today for @talkSPORTLive for any exiled Baggies or Toon fansan hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Intriguing day in store in the #epl #afcb could be the last team a tired #arsenal want to face after #saintsfc mauling2 hours ago |

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| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @r0blacey @Jamespiperr Home kit chaps :slight_smile: #saintsfc8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @iainobrien With batting order reversed, scorer gets a bowl #village18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy I hope they’re going to do the club cricket thing of playing a T20 friendly with batting order reversed after lunch29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @alfmontague As long as stocks last. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @alfmontague Up to 75% off in the Big Winter Sale! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1bbf0an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/12/2015 00:29:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Saintstepgar Afraid not. #saintsfca minute ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @SaintLiam2011 Not something we’ve had reported by anyone else, but we’ll raise it with our website providers. Cheers! #saintsfc12 minutes ago |
| Dave Spencer. @spencerddave | @SouthamptonFC what colour kit are the lads wearing today !!!28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Need more than a minute? Subscribers can watch extended highlights now – http://sfcne.ws/ExtAFCH #saintsfc https://t.co/Q9uA0gxVXY25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the key action from #SaintsFC’s 4-0 rout of #Arsenal with our 60-second highlights – http://sfcne.ws/60AFCH https://t.co/M37rDRcnr329 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 23:29:05

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Mixed messages all round, and a complete fuckup all round. Quite funny really… :slight_smile:11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 I guess Ed’s thinking of how it looks that his appointment has failed. Again.11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Doesn’t want to waste money on sacking him when LVG has hinted that he might resign anyway12 minutes ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | #Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is unsure when Jack Wilshere will return I @SimonPeach http://bit.ly/1VlA1yo https://t.co/utoIwcqnhv29 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @DTibot @Journo_Slash @Jake_Rusby Mane wasn’t an out and our striker, more in behind Long41 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | Eddie Howe not happy work FFP rules. Hard to disagree rules favour big clubs. Copy via colleague @Alex_PJ_Smith http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/483825/Eddie-Howe-Bournemouth-Premier-League-Championship-Financial-Fair-Play-Finean hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | And why Arsene Wenger wants his #arsenal players to focus on #afcb and not the league table http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/483815/Arsenal-Arsene-Wenger-Premier-League-Alexis-Sanchez-Southampton-Injury-list-Bournemouthan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Find out what @RonaldKoeman told the media ahead of #SaintsFC’s clash with #WHUFC on Monday evening – http://youtu.be/kHkmME7zv1oan hour ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | My Monday match report from #saintsfc v #arsenal look away @Journo_Slash and @Jake_Rusby http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/483767/Shane-Long-Southampton-Premier-League-Arsenal-Title-racean hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 22:28:41

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JamieVaide Only going by form8 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | What a performance from MVG. Nobody in the world can beat him when he plays as well as that #LoveTheDarts9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @QPRReport Corect, looking into that now10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Claybles Living the dream :slight_smile:10 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #FFC end long wait for a new head coach by bringing in @Jokanovic - my story on tonight’s developments http://bit.ly/1ZvYtQ313 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Claybles What have I missed? Last one I’ve seen was about KFC…13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Maccabi very gracious about Jokanovic - similar to Twente when Bryan Ruiz left. #FFC will hope this move goes better https://t.co/7FUsY6nuYy15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Football Manager being utterly unrealistic again… :frowning: https://t.co/RjJyPmLOby19 minutes ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | Slavisa Jokanovic (@Jokanovic) is looking forward to returning to English football & leading #FFC for years to come https://t.co/9WwhZs14ME38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Radders69uk At some point, no doubt. Probably heading to East Ham before the game, 20 minute walk from there.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Radders69uk Bad light stopped playan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NickMiller79 Thanks for that thought. Currently scratching at my retinas trying to remove the vision.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Maccabi confirm #FFC paid €500,000 compensation to get Jokanovic in as head coachan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 21:28:12

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SimonPeach Was it only 49 days? Seems like a lifetime ago.a minute ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Regista_Michael I’d like to see that. Particularly the last bit.2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #FFC have appointed former #WatfordFC boss Slavisa Jokanovic as head coach, 49 days after Kit Symons was sacked18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Predict the result of tomorrow’s trip to #WHUFC for a chance to win a signed #SaintsFC football with @Betfair! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1bjep28 minutes ago |
| Raphael Gellar @Raphael_Gellar | In post-match interview with TV sidelines reporter Slavisa Jokanovic: "I am going to have information very soon, very very soon"35 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 20:27:20

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We spoke to @Prowsey16 ahead of the trip to #WHUFC on Monday evening – http://youtu.be/K5ycmp3wjEk #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/3VyTL3cLrRF26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman wants another positive defensive display against #WHUFC – http://sfcne.ws/RKPreWHUA https://t.co/3d4jKh3Aps2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @OstlundWept Just the @WestQuay store, from 9am until 8pm. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Victor Wanyama @VictorWanyama | Great performance from the team last night https://t.co/3mCaTWNH0Z3 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Miss out on a copy of yesterday’s SAINTS magazine? Order from http://saintsmatchdaymagazine.co.uk and we’ll post one out! :+1: https://t.co/Z06Z1oTOg32 hours ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 27/12/2015

:soccer: nice edit from @southampton_central

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 18:26:48

| Chris Rann @crstig | #saintsfc 4 #Arsenal 0 Player Ratings (kindly supplied by @pauldawson1972):- http://georgeweahscousin.com/match/6382-southampton-v-arsenal/13 minutes ago |
| Images of Ronald @ImagesofRonald | When your practical joke comes of perfectly… #saintsfc https://t.co/724RzuOLqK31 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 17:25:29

| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @neilperrettecho @Alex_PJ_Smith I taught him well.31 minutes ago |
| Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook | @Alex_PJ_Smith @neilperrettecho best place for most of your stuffan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 16:23:48

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman on the quick turnaround ahead of #WHUFC on Monday – http://sfcne.ws/RKPreWHUFCA https://t.co/nBNncUtg7tan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We caught up with #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman ahead of his side’s trip to #WHUFC tomorrow – http://youtu.be/YT5qYDGQ8CY https://grabyo.com/g/v/Tq49zJdFPUvan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 15:22:29

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay 22 years ago, #SaintsFC beat @ChelseaFC 3-1 in one of only two games played on 27th December since 1986. https://vine.co/v/iALqAe25HWL20 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay 22 years ago, #SaintsFC beat @ChelseaFC 3-1 in one of only two games played on 27th December since 1986. https://vine.co/v/iALqAe25HWL20 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 14:52:35

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan Big crowd there today, then?!5 minutes ago |
| James Ward-Prowse @Prowsey16 | What a win last night!! We fought so hard for that, fans were incredible! What an atmosphere! #WeMarchOn https://t.co/xJyr7zpbFe2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @mirkobolesan I assume 71 was the winning ticket18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Jae_voh Didn’t say poor… Overrated.18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @bigwindowfitter @SAINTSINFRANCE @andyb505 Yeah Brighton.21 minutes ago |
| Omar Momani @omomani | Southampton gave Arsenal a Christmas stuffing #saintsfc #arsenal https://t.co/QbYNPrdOEHan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ahead of tomorrow, journalist @Recorder_Hammer gives us the lowdown on #WHUFC – http://sfcne.ws/ITWHUFCA #saintsfc https://t.co/EionOc4SQ8an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s 15 years since #SaintsFC last played on 27th December – a 2-0 win over Spurs at The Dell back in 2000. https://grabyo.com/g/v/qVnivyxCPjjan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 27/12/2015

Frankie Bennett wraps up a 3-1 home win over Chelsea FC on 27th December 1993. #saintsfc ( The Dell )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/12/2015 13:51:45

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevinmarkmoo Yeah, it’s infuriating. Still, it’ll all fall apart when Poch gets poached by United.18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @andyb505 Said at the time that they wanted a Premier League expert.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevinmarkmoo Would have to take something special for us to deal with Spurs, and suspect we’ve told all our players’ agents that33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevinmarkmoo Probably more that the team he’s been most linked with lately is Arsenal, so what better way to advertise than to play well36 minutes ago |
| Twickets Sport @TwicketsSport | 2 neutral tickets to Brighton v Ipswich Town at Falmer Stadium - Brighton, 29 Dec, fv £35.00 ea. https://www.twickets.co.uk/block/32805?qty=239 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevinmarkmoo Looks a bit ridiculous after last night, but think the general points stand. Good of Vic to turn up for once!39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesMawFFT @Zonal_Marking @F365 It’s up/down there with “That’s so [insert team name]” when they lose a game they think they should win. 40 minutes ago |
| MisterKM @kevinmarkmoo | @SteveGrant1983 Does anyone have a spare away ticket for #saintsfc tomorrow? Please RT thanks2 hours ago |

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What a win last night!! We fought so hard for that, fans were incredible! What an atmosphere! #WeMarchOn

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