Hardly the stella appointment the toon army were expecting.
Keep us up. Here’s £2million. Fuck off.
Is he a wife beater then? 
Colin Wanker to Norwich then?
Villa want Ralph
Villa can fuck off
They’re an embarrassment. Fortunately Ralph is already very well paid and is up there with the top six managers for pay. He also has the full run of the club so I can’t imagine he’d be interested in what will need to be a total post Grealish rebuild.
They need to behave themselves.
Shock news
Southampton FC is delighted to announce that Aston Villa have appointed Steven Gerrard as their new Head Coach
A distinctly muted reaction from the Villa fans. Best comment I have seen so far -
…and the crowd goes mild!
… Gerrard arrives with an impressive career behind him. Managed one horse to victory in a two horse race, was a key component of the Champions League win and was also voted most-likely-to-be-burgled by local criminals.
He also slipped on his arse and gave it to Demba Ba.
Lampard has turned down Naarwich. According to Henry Winter at The Times.
He was probably confused.
Thought it involved gnawing witches.
Who’d blame him, with Christine Bleakley at home?
Norwich City: Dean Smith set to be appointed as head coach -
So will we be the first team to play 2 different teams managed by the same bloke in consecutive weeks?
Perhaps, if we can inflict such a monumental defeat, we can be the first team to play 2 different teams managed by the same bloke who is sacked in consecutive weeks?
Lampard to Rangers then…
I’d be shocked if he went there. Not in a surprised way, more an appalled one.
Dean Smith: Why new Norwich manager might prove better fit than Frank Lampard -