:scotchland: The Adventures of the SNP

Kate Forbes has just dodged the mother of all bullets

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She was correct though. Continuity just won’t cut it.

Wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up having another bite of the cherry Sunak style when Humza Yousef collapses.

Well, I’ll say this for the SNP. They know how to do good drama.

A lot of questions are being asked about the timing of the election result and the speed at which is was run.

It certainly doesn’t help in the accountability department when all the coppers were merged into one giant force, Police Scotland. At least down here one force can investigate another.

And their auditors resigned. Just a coincidence, of course.

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There is chat that the SNP may end up footing Murrell’s legal bills. With what, one wonders.

the £97k that he didn’t have time to spend

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Actually, it turns out that their auditors quit in October 2022. They’ve not managed to get new ones.

Deadline to sort it all out is 7th July.

And Hamza Useless did not find out about this until after he was elected leader

Well if he acquits himself with the same skill and elan that he employed in his minister…

Sorry. I’m going to have to stop this post now.

I’ve just run out of the facetiousness and sarcasm required to adequately cover Yousef and will have to order some more.

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TBF - if he wasn’t a coporate officer of the party, why would he know?

Given that Murrell spunked £100k on a camper van that has been sat on his mothers drive for years and managed to lose £500k of restricted funds without anyone noticing, I would say it is entirely feasible

I am beginning to feel sorry for Hamza - he got the biggest present from around the christmas tree and opened it to find a big stinking turd at the bottom

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He does the elongated E thing when a word ends with that sound. So in that spirit:-

The SNP-eeeeeee
Gave me a pressie-eeee
I’d rather have herp-eeeeees
It’s not for me-eeeeeee

He was Sturgeon’s preferred candidate, yet they still did not tell him of this festering turd waiting in his inbox

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He may have been their preferred candidate (not exactly a grand moniker given the competition) but they ran that outfit like their own personal fiefdom, no one who wasn’t in their inner circle was told anything

Ah, this is fun.

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Could they ban the SNP from standing in the next elections due to party irregularities??

The way it’s going i dont yhink theyll have to. They were 30k members down before the police investigation. I wonder what they are at now.

Will he be treated like Robert the Bruce and have a spike shoved up his arse if he’s found guilty?

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If he goes to prison same effect :rofl:

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