Root wins toss & bats.
Must bowl 98 overs in a day, each session extended by 15 minutes so lunch & tea at weird times.
Playing Moeen & Leach
Debuts for Olly Stone & Jason Roy.
What could possibly go wrong?
Mods? Find the right flags cant see them sitting outdoors!
Had free ticket. Cant go coz work 
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That plan didn’t work.
Roy gone for 5 after 2.4 overs
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Denly lbw b Adair 23 (Eng 36-2)
Burns & Root in
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Burns c Wilson b Murtagh 6 (Eng 36-3)
This is not going well
Root not out 0
Bairstow not out 0
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Root lbw Adair 2 (Eng 42-4)
Bairstow not out 0
Moeen not out 0
Can I pipe up now amatuers? Or can I call everyone a cunt and clueless?
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Woakes lbw b Murtagh 0 (Eng 42-6)
yes you can
we will be all out by lunch
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43-7 Moeen gone
Good because the abuse I got was a tad harsh, I’m a gent and wouldn’t be so reactionary to people personally, I am smirking though, we can’t play line and length on a green wicket, Starc will fuck us so hard we’d be thinking we’re in a S&M porno.
Murtagh currently 5’11
69-9
At least passed their lowest Test score at Lords 53 in 1888
85 all out. Some decent shots by Stone but an early lunch I guess
Is he expected to grow?
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Lulling the Aussies into a false sense lof security… its a classic bluff
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Indeed we also are throwing in 3 wickets straight up before we come out (maybe 2 if Roy is a success).