Is this the British Open or just the Open 
Anyway it all kicks off today and McIlory hasn’t started so well, he’s dropped 4 shots on the first hole and is +5 after 5 
Duval got a snowman on the 7th
Ouch
Just got back on line for a few minutes. GMac -3 on 15th then ouch finishes on +2.
Bogey bogey lost ball triple bogey
Mcllroy finishes 8 over
Yeah, I think he basically gave up…
He owes some young lads a new mobile after his tee shot on 1st hit it in her pocket!
Fvck you Rory, keeping me awake when I just wanted to crash after an emotional day. You were never going to make it, but Jeez, fair play you gave it a helluva shot.
Right. Time for Lee to win it so I can post a legendary Dubai Saints picture on Instagram
Well played Shane. Mastered the conditions. Twinged the heartstrings in your speech.
And nice to see my mate Warren Little of Getty Images doing sterling work at the end there with the battered Bush Hat on global TV