The not going to bite at Bazza’s posts
the “gosh Pap, that was a bit close to the knuckle” award.
The poster with the longets hiatus that’s not been spotted award.
The “I can’t update the meta tags for the @ function because I’m really a 10th rate web developer” award
The “pissed on the whiff of a barmaids apron” award
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The “I’ve had the world’s worst man flu and not mentioned it once” award
The “Award for suggesting the most potential awards” award. Bit of a shoo-in really though.
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‘1st class post’ award, when you see this person has posted you automatically go to it knowing it will have exceptional delivery and make you laugh, or at least smile, or at least not be bored.
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‘fence post’ award, the poster most unlikely to cause a fuss and maintain utmost neutrality.
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‘post hummus’ award, for the poster that leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth.
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I’m out of ‘post’ ideas 
The post modern poster award for circular arguments and never actually reaching a conclusion.
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A dual award :- The Stadler and Waldorf award
The “That’s remarkable, the second time I’ve heard Glen Medeiros in one day award”
The I’ll only respond to the bit(s) of your post that fits my agenda and conveniently ignore the rest of your post / argument award
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Stop teeing yourself up for gongs, Cobs.
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The calming bowl of soup award
At what point would anyone win this award?
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