The 2017 Election Thread

Bollocks claims by Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (yes, that’s his full name) on the Today programme.

  1. £350 million is sent to the EU each week. He still stands by this. He’s either an idiot or deliberately lying. I’ll leave the decision up to you.

  2. London is the fourth largest French city in the world. Total bumpkin. He’s just made that up - a blatant lie. It is, in fact outside the top 40 in terms of size, and that’s being generous.

  3. 1 in 7 of the world’s leaders were educated in UK universities. Nope, wrong again. 1 in 9 if you’re being generous, and most of those were tiny little countries like Tuvalu.

Boris Johnson, aka the Incredible Bullshitting Man.

Courtesy of More or Less

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When Dianne Abbott opens her mouth, can you guys in touch with the Labour Party feel the vote dropping? Can you feel it?

Just because the woman is such a fucking moron…

Nick Ferrari: So how much would 10,000 police officers cost?

Diane Abbott: Well, erm… if we recruit the 10,000 police men and women over a four-year period, we believe it’ll be about £300,000.

Nick Ferrari: £300,000 for 10,000 police officers? What are you paying them?

Diane Abbott: Haha, no. I mean, sorry…

Nick Ferrari: How much will they cost?

Diane Abbott: They will cost… they will, it will cost, erm, about… about £80million.

Nick Ferrari: About £80million? How do you get to that figure?

Diane Abbott: We get to that figure because we anticipate recruiting 25,000 extra police officers a year at least, over a period of four years and we’re looking at both what average police wages are generally, but also specifically police wages in London.

Nick Ferrari: And this will be funded by the reversing in some instances I think the cuts to Capital Gains Tax, but I’m right in saying that since Jeremy Corbyn became the leader of the party, that money has also been promised to reverse spending cuts in education, spending cuts in arts, spending cuts in sports. The Conservatives will say you’ve spent this money already Diane Abbott.

Diane Abbott: Well, the Conservatives would say that. We’ve not promised the money to any area. We’ve just pointed out that the cuts in Capital Gains Tax will cost the taxpayer over £2billion and there are better ways of spending that money. But as we roll out our manifesto process, we are specifically saying how we will fund specific proposals and this morning I’m saying to you that we will fund the 10,000 extra police officers by using some, not all, but just some of the over £2billion.

Nick Ferrari: The £80million is the figure we used.

Diane Abbott: Yeah.

Nick Ferrari: But I don’t understand., if you divide 80million by 10,000, you get 8,000. Is that what you’re going to pay these policemen and women?

Diane Abbott: No, we’re talking about, erm, a process over four years.

Nick Ferrari: I don’t understand, what is he or she getting? 80million divided by 10,000 equals 8,000. What are these police officers going to be paid?

Diane Abbott: We will be paying them the average…

Nick Ferrari: Has this been thought through?

Diane Abbott: Of course it’s been thought through.

Nick Ferrari: Where are the figures?

Diane Abbott: The figures are that the additional costs in year one when we anticipate recruiting about 250,000 policemen will be £64.3million.

Nick Ferrari: 250,000 policemen?

Diane Abbott: And women.

Nick Ferrari: So you’re getting more than 10,000? You’re recruiting 250,000?

Diane Abbott: No, we are recruiting 2,000 and perhaps 250.

Nick Ferrari: So where did 250,000 come from?

Diane Abbott: I think you said that, not me.

Nick Ferrari: No, no, I can assure you you said that figure because I wrote it down.

Diane Abbott: What I’m saying about the costs is in year one, obviously, we’re getting ready to recruit. But in year two, the cost will be £64.3million. In year three, the cost will be a £139.1million, year four, the cost will be £217million and year five, the cost will be £298million. And that can be amply covered by reversing the cuts to Capital Gains Tax.

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She should be treated like May and kept well away from anyone with any questions.

Your still going to vote for the party that enforces everything you complain about?

She should have just said she needed to check her notes on costings.

Anyway there’s a whole heap of politicians accused of election fraud but let’s just focus on someone who made a mistake on TV.

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A very important post. I have been monitoring BTripz activity for some time, and so has Sarb. He may think he is getting away with it, but he already has one of the largest dossiers on the frm, and it is growing every day.

We don’t want to call him out openly because he might go underground and we’re still in the evidence gathering stage, but if any posters do notice suspicious activity I would urge them to contact me or sarb immediately. Or SWDP who we have now duly deputised.

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Is this the ‘they spent £2.50 too much on hotel’s so people didn’t have to stay in Travelodge’, or is it actually where counts are wrong etc?

She’s just showing that the Labour party shouldn’t be in charge of a fucking village fete, let alone a whole bloody country.

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So if one person makes a mistake in an interview the party are incompetent? Boris has fucked the tories multiple times then. Want to discuss all his gaffs, that going on your above statement make the tories incapable of running a village fete.

Personally it’s the deliberate attempts to mislead that would worry me.

https://www.google.co.uk/url?q=https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/31/theresa-may-denies-that-10bn-nhs-funding-pledge-is-misleading&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwijs_PindPTAhUsLcAKHWT1DjUQFggpMAk&sig2=x4Z4FL5Ov8MAGX7sXR7-pA&usg=AFQjCNHMnE8HA0qOt06x7EoEf80y6qImg

This is a woman no one should trust. Is this why they’re hiding her away?

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She is standing firm against the threat of tourism though.

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ffs @pap

That is hardcore Tory porn and should be banned worldwide

KRG needs to be put on some sort of register for that.

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It’s just indicative of the fact that people have no idea, including the Labour party, on where the money is coming from to pay for all their policies.

If it was the Conservatives, they would be roundly criticised (and rightly so) - Boris has been criticised a number of times, and his gaffes all over the news.

It wasn’t just a mistake, it’s not knowing your numbers, something that is the main reason that Labour lost power in the first place.

You’d have thought they’d make sure it’s drummed into them. THAT’S why I see it as pure incompetence.

Ed part two…

Why why why do politicians let the press take pictures of them eating - everyone looks daft with a gob full

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see, I’m just like you, i eat the chips. She’ll be pictured next week buying condoms in a pub toilet, or staring dumbly at a scratchcard, trying to figure out how it works.

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My tart looks beautiful with her mouth full

thank you very much

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:laughing:

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Who had phil in the ‘innuendo sweepstakes’ on this one? :lou_wink_2:

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