🇸🇪 Sweden vs 🇨🇭 Switzerland - @SaintBristol vs @Bathsaint

Doffing a hat to @Polski_Filip and his attempt to describe the World Cup teams using broad brush national stereotypes, it’s the makers of the famed Swedish-made penis enlarger (not my bag, baby*) versus the international champs at not getting involved and making a lot of money in the process.

*Receipt

Items
1 x Swedish made penis enlarger

Delivery address
c/o “pap”
Mental Wing
Sotonians Towers
13 Towpath View
Hobbiton
Eastleigh

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Ooh sorry, in my eagerness to reference Austin Powers, forgot a poll.

Who will prevail?

  • :sweden: Sweden
  • :switzerland: Switzerland

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is that the full time, after ET or after Pen’s result

we need to know for the purposes of putting the money on at the bookies

For clarity, I’ve only bought 2 things from Sweden in my life.
A kitchen that worked.
And a penis enlarges that was useless. It was too small to fit.
(As most of my mates would confirm most just call me that big prick in Dubai)

It’s Bristol (@SaintBristol) v Bath and in that battle we all know who will win.

(it’s Bath).

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FYI It’s not just your mates that call you that.

x

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Have to support the Swiss so that we can have the pleasure of dumping them out and earning bragging rights over the Ayatollah’s Swiss cousins

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I’m torn.

The company I work for has a very big Swedish contingent (big offices in Stockholm & Malmo) and a large number of Swedes in the London office too.

One the one hand, I’d love to put one over on them. On the other, it will be insufferable if they dump us out.

It is July mind, so most of them are out in the middle of nowhere enjoying 24 hour days.

The Swedes awake from their vegetative state… 1 - 0

Penalty to Sweden in the dying seconds but rightfully overturned to free-kick outside the box.

Final score 1 - 0 to Sweden.

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Tumbleweed rolls through the thread…

Beat Colombia and England should feel pretty confident about making the semi-final.

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Well that’s that fucking jinxed.

It’s on you @Goatboy when we lose tonight.

It’s on you.

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Stop being such a wuss. We’ll win tonight.

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Yeah, that’s what I thought BEFORE you started to taunt the gods of fate with your pathway to the semi-final nonsense.

It’s on you, @Goatboy. Remember.

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I’m late to the game here Monsieur Bath, but … Ursula Andress, Bruno Ganz, Rorsach guy who invented the inkblot test. I’m struggling now … Other famous Swiss people! That bloke from Ski Sunday, he may have been Austrian though. Your boys took one hell of a beating.

Its been a good run but here’s hoping it run’s out tomorrow :grinning:

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