So I did better today forgetting to pick results than in the 2 rounds I did pick results.
I think.
No I lied I remember knowing we wouldntblose to seagulls
Get ready for this round’s KO…for those twats who haven’t made a selection yet you have two minutes.
Round 4 Update
So, @Saint-or-sinner keep virtually getting the results virtually right, with a second Yellow Cap in a row, unfortunately this one he has to share with @PhilippineSaint who must have thought I wasn’t put his scores in as he wanted…
Another blank week from @saintbletch sees him grab the wooden spoon for this round.
League table is now thus, @Saint-or-sinner sitting proudly at the top on his own…
Head to head results aren’t that good, thank the lords @saintbletch failed to predict any scores otherwise I would not be maintaining my unbeaten record.
Despite their good weeks @PhilippineSaint only managed a draw with @Polski_Filip and @Saint-or-sinner only just managed to hold out against @lifeintheslowlane
Head to head league is now 
More rounds this weekend and on for another 34 days, the players must be getting tired by now…
Yeah, I’ve decided that playing on through the Coronavirus crisis in this way is distasteful and therefore I’m out.
It had nothing to do with me forgetting one round and scoring 1 point in the lucky dip or the fuck that I’m currently having to predict scores more frequently than I masturbate.
Well done to everyone still playing, I hope you can sleep at night knowing our poorly prime minister is not out of the woods yet.
Cunts.
Well I feel particularly chastened to now realise my callous disregard for our Prime Minister’s welfare. However I still feel obliged to honour my commitment to the Sotonian community in continuing since our Prime Minister is no longer bed-blocking.
As a fellow sufferer of the vagaries of Virtual forecasting I’m more than a little disappointed in your lack of British Spunk. 
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One guy throws a hissy fit because he’s “too busy” fixing Sotonians and he ruins it for everyone else.
FFS man, where’s your battling Churchillian spirt, where’s your, very British, stiff upper lip. Boris wouldn’t want you moping for him, Boris would want you virtually predicting to virtual keep your spirits up.
Boris would be disappointed in you.
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I’m “watching” the live game on Superbru at the moment, Man City have just taken a 4-0 lead over Norwich and it’s not even the end of the 1st half…
Sorry, forgot to do an update yesterday but seems as @Saint-or-sinner stormed that round and took a massive lead into this one I think we’ll jump straight into today where @Saint-or-sinner has a stonking round and further increases his lead…(one would assume his quip at the start of this Virtual Premier League was just that!!)
so, 7 results predicted correctly for @Saint-or-sinner sees him comfortably take this round by 3.5 points, less said about the lacklustre performance form @saintbletch the better.
So the leader board is now
head to head stays the same with @BTripz remaining unbeaten but 2nd in the lead courtesy of 2 draws
Back for more punishment tomorrow everyone, except sulky @saintbletch that is…
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Some of us are just born winners other people content themselves by throwing around insults like “sulky”.
I’m not sulky but it’s my forum (it isn’t) and I can turn it off if you keep being horrible to me.
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You’ve caught me. I bought the game, wasted endless hours all for a chance of the big prize.
What was it again?
I’ve played fifa(17-18 and before that 13-14). It’s a shit game that never seems to change, but i enjoy making us the richest club in the world.
That means manager mode and lots of simmed games.
Happy to see it’s still as predictable as it always was😉
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Is the guy running these virtual games a Skate by any chance?
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Another close round see’s @Polski_Filip pick up some more points on the leaders,
After @Saint-or-sinner surged ahead in the last couple of rounds he has now been reeled back in and holds a “selnder” 6 point lead.
Head to head has juts changed, with me getting me first W on the board.
@Saint-or-sinner is 4 points clear at the top of the head 2 head
@lifeintheslowlane has still failed to overhaul the sulking @saintbletch
What will tomorrow’s predictions bring, I bet @saintbletch really wishes he wasn’t rage quitting and could join in the fun again!!
And the Round 9 results are in and yet another close one, with @lifeintheslowlane taking the piss coloured hat, just…
@Saint-or-sinner’s lead has now been cut by a further 1 point.
head to head results are
Which means no change in the leaderboard…
@lifeintheslowlane is STILL below @saintbletch
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I can open a kitchen utensil shop with my wooden spoons.
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You may have another one for today 
So, another good day for @Saint-or-sinner and @Polski_Filip only bettered by @lifeintheslowlane who managed 8 out of 10 results, 1 exact, 6 close…
My shit predictions have dropped me down to second in the league, replaced by @Polski_Filip, is it now time to do a @saintbletch and rage quit??
Head to head results are thus
Thanks the lords I was up against Wooden Spoon boy, @lifeintheslowlane’s annihilation of @saintbletch sees him move off of the bottom of the table, at last, even above @PhilippineSaint
Until tomorrow
So, round 11 sees another close round, with @PhilippineSaint reversing his recent form and actually getting a lot of results correct. @Polski_Filip didn’t do too badly either…
I think the 2 “Phils” are sharing the Chapeau de Piss
Due to @saintbletch’s giving up attitude @Saint-or-sinner gets today’s wooden spoon, I guess he can count himself unlucky…
Head to head was also close, well expect for @Polski_Filip
thanks to @PhilippineSaint’s resurgence in form I have replaced @Saint-or-sinner at the top of the table… @lifeintheslowlane has dropped back below @PhilippineSaint but is still above @saintbletch (quitter)
Well, firstly I must apologise for not doing an update yesterday, especially when @Saint-or-sinner had a stonking round
Outcome was that he, again, stretched his lead in the leaderboard,
Unforunately I had @Saint-or-sinner in the head-2-head for yesterday’s round so, suprisingly, lost, this meant that @Saint-or-sinner and I swapped positions in the head-2-head league.
and on to today, round 13, unlucky for some
A good round for @Polski_Filip sees him win the week quiet comfortably, and guess who I have in the head-2-head this week.
@Saint-or-sinner continues to be consistently inconsistent and gains this week’s lineal wooden spoon…
So the head-2-head results
I actually managed to draw with @Polski_Filip and with @Saint-or-sinner winning by default that sees him stretch his lead at the top of the head-2-head leaderboard.
@lifeintheslowlane is now 6 points adrift at the bottom of the leaderboard (we’re ignoring the quitters position)
1/3 of the way through the competition now, it’s all to play for.
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Nearly forgot! Email came through to remind me phew!
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