Is it over?
Are those results?
Or am I going to log on later to find that I came last because some joystick jockey didn’t have my footballing brain?
Those are the results…well done
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In that case, I’d just like to thank my dad for teaching me how to kick a ball, my first school team coach Mr Janman for recognising that I would both end up looking like and playing like Zidane and I’d also like to thank Mr Noonan who let me use the school’s only computer at dinner times which eventually allowed me to learn enough about artificial intelligence to piss all over the other cunts in this league.
Remember, PM me for tips - don’t be too proud.
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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!
Oops…wrong game.
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what were the results I cannot see them and I cant be blind drunk as I am still stuck offshore in my sanitised covid free Internet regulated alcohol/female free zone.
You lost.
Bigly.
Yeah odd that isn’t it. My theory is he has an unfair advantage being in a timezone around 10 hours in advance when live games are being played.
Obviously he gets to see the completed games before we do and makes his selection before they actually start over here. Just mixes in a few wrong results to cover what is an unfair advantage.
Now that he’s not getting the game results in advance his performance has mysteriously plummeted from runaway leader to nailed on wooden spoon winner.
WELL WELL WELL.
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That’s the first time I’ve had it explained ‘scientifically’. Can’t believe I didn’t realise before.
I hate cheats.
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I started a Football table competition yesterday after
Purchasing the Table to come offshore
Making the rules up
Making the trophy See rule 1.
Organising and running the competition acting as Ref in most games.
I actually went and won the bloody thing 
the troops applauded my audacity
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Says the IT Nerd who gets every result right in an IT based game
WTF is the trophy - looks like some kind of walrus dick ?
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Can you explain how you have become so familiar with walrus dicks?
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Local delicacy in Naarich.
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its part of the impellor (broken ) of our Sea water lift pump solid bronze.
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Yes OK…but you still haven’t explained why it looks like a Walrus dick.
Does It?
I have no idea what a walrus dick looks like. I guess it looks like a broken impeller from a pump made by Hamworthy Engineering in Poole.
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I’ll get @BTripz on to it right away…he’s local to Hamworthy and very probably will have an insight in Walrus anatomy. Personally I’m loathe to Google “Walrus Penis” images so I’ll leave that to Bob.
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Hamworthy Engineering are no longer in Hamworthy, they have recently moved to the Fleetsbridge Industrial Estate which is situated between Creekmoor and Canford Heath and just south of the Waterloo Estate.
I, too, have no knowledge of walrus dicks but have not seen any walrus carcasses disposed on the road by their offices so cannot confirm or deny the presences of walrus dicks in an impeller used in a water pump.
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Did it look like this ?
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