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What is this Lallana bullshit

He can get to fuck

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I’m waiting for the full page advert in The Echo before I believe it’s true.

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Reckon Grealish will be available this summer. Still not settled into the side and I am beginning to wonder if the lad has a drink problem given that every time he goes on the lash he gets properly fucked up and he almost fell out the open topped bus not once but twice this weekend

I reckon they’ve employed a babysitter to keep a close watch on him, in that video the bloke clocked him as soon as he climbed up on the seat and grabbed him before he took a 20 foot header off the back of the bus.

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You could be right. I keep seeing him on the telly throwing a bottle of mayonnaise at some bloke at a barbecue.

20 mil for Downes.
15 mil the pair.
What not to like

https://twitter.com/WestHam_Central/status/1795168713773043826?t=jrg26z4MZovi1QQ0u5ziyA&s=19

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https://twitter.com/AlfieHouseEcho/status/1795415358712455352?t=tzGad5UAfMAQ8caqFFfW0Q&s=19

He’s the lad that ripped us a new one at their place.

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This Lallana bullshit is happening

Really?? Maybe the owners should have a browse back through the forums around the time he shafted us

https://x.com/AdamBlackmore/status/1795461872550064174?t=HbT4Y-GQNVhhhxs9jw01IQ&s=19

The radio this morning said it would be in a player/coach capacity. More coach than player I would hope.

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It’s ok. He’s following the Bednarek Model.

Theo worked with the Academy kids and filled a gap in the squad.
Maybe something similar.
In which case he’d be an upgrade on Ollie Lancashire

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Things go from bad to worse for Kalvin Philips.

I was listening to Talksport yesterday afternoon and they interviewed Lallana at some golf day he was at. It was a reasonably lengthy interview. He came across as a most uninspiring, monotone and insipid type of bloke. He said he was fed up with living away from home (Ringwood way, i think) which he did whilst he was at Brighton. Now i don’t know him at all. He could be a great bloke and a potentially good coach, but if he only wants to move here to be closer to home, then that’s not the right motivation and i’d question whether getting him involved is the right choice. Add to that the shithouse way he left and i think there would be better ways for the Club to spend money.

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I thought he had a pad at Sandbanks where he managed to piss his neighbours off by building a 5-a-side court!!

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If he played 5 a side, then at least the games would only last 20 minutes.

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