Congragulayjuns Frayshure.
(Through gritted teeth)
Jack Schitt: Phil, stop reposting my Twitter feed.
Golfing_Phil : won’t happen again, Jack.
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This is why we need a Secret & Exclusive Champagne Room, where me, and tokyos, and dubai phil can discuss sensitive matters, insider trading, and which celebrities we would like to bang, without Official Club Spies, Saintsweb Gossips, and Our Wives finding out about it.
It was all right there in Our Manifesto! Why pap is object to the idea of leaving hypochondiac out in the snow, ear pressed to frozen window, unable to hear a thing, I have got No Idea!
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You have been slapped for passing on rumours? Harsh. A rumour isnt a rumour unless it is passed on FFS.
My taxi driver mate is well unhappy. Says I messed up our bid for Neymar.
Ho hum.
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Elitist Bear
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You’ll be on the list cellone, don’t worry! Most ppl I’m gonna make beg & fret & fulfil certain requirements to gain access, but you’ve already sucked the right cock, if you know what I mean.
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Fuck sake, it’s like I didn’t get the most votes to be elected to the Soviet 
Hmm how many vites did me & Eric get?
Ah yes our chances went south when we asked about airmiles.
Well be warned, he is back for WHU I believe…
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Hahaha! Genius from AS Roma no less paying homage to us!
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Gem.
Some bloke up a tree has seen Sigurdsson at Staplewood today
I prefer the Milan back at skates rumour myself
Only in another universe would we spend north of £40m on one player - but it has got Fiverweb in a buzz.
Aren’t you supposed to be bothering buctootim?
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He hasn’t psoted today AFAIK 
Not exactly news but a mate of mine met Bertrand’s brother at a wedding recently and he says he thinks he’ll be off. Referenced unfinished business at Chelsea.
Time will tell I guess.
Just remember, you probably didn’t hear it here first.
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Bert Rand doesn’t have a brother though
Fuck you dippers
Reckon he should go on strike if the club refuses. Afterall they are just a stepping stone to the big league and it is not fair on the player to stop him fulfilling his potential.
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This cant be right. He is supposed to be the make weight in the VVD deal!
Hoping to see daily updates from Luis Figo, Patrick Kluivert etc explaining why Coutinho must be allowed to make the step up to a big club.
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Are we keeping our money for a rainy day just getting people to sign new contracts or are we just waiting to land the right big fish i.e. the right mental Argie instead of just random mental argie?
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