But obv. The Day of The Jackal
Knight of the 7 Kingdoms.
Apparently this new show looks like it might have legs
https://x.com/i/status/2039357132890329131
And hair.
Good grief hair
For the 1st time in about 30 years I feel I am up yo date ish with Brit Celeb shit
I often need some comfort food TV Masterchef for example (never Strictly)
And fpund Race across the world around Christmas.
So I just finished S4 (young Alfie Watts winning) and was into the eraly stages of Celebrities 2024 when Scott Mills got cancelled.
They reslly pick stereotypical nutters - Id do it but would never last more than an hour on a coach! Never anyone normal.
Anyway
Alfie got a Podcast thing / whole career out of being unbearably self centered.
Why now?
New season starts tonight
YouTube
NASA channel.
The crew can’t currently see the Moon out the windows.
Sigh.
I may not last to midnight local time
Hey!
Do you feel old?
No?
Well. Did you know, it’s 15 years since Game of Thrones S1…
Emilia is 39 years old
SNL UK has momets and has misses.
This weekend
Hannah Waddingham owned it
Most skits hit, Paddy Young had a brutal set of one liners with a Cum shot gag that almost sprayed the laptop
Good episode
Hannah is my Daughter… minus the height, voice but yeah the wine
Just a reminder
8pm tonight time to open a bottle of something stronger and send derogatory WhatApp messages about Finnish Greeks and you can turn the telly off in protest when those Eastern Mediterranean singers are on..
Eurovision
Why
You
Man
Eee
Null pwoints
Just a reminder besides your earplugs make sure you have heart neds
Just glimpsed Cyprus…
I hope @PhilippineSaint has money on the British entry getting fuck all…which is more than it deserves.
Id like some Swarovski…
Irony.
Germany singing in English
And it is a huge hit in
France
Mic Drop
Aussies got Celine Delon in to do it
Luckily I am in Africa who have absolutely no intrest in that particular contest as they cannot extract any money from it or call it coloniusm to get some money later. So I have not heard any of the dirges or any adverts ( apart from @Polski_Filip ,s ) and I will be keeping it that way. The beer tokens sre safe.
Be assured UK was marvellously shit
Might actually get some points
Who you bet on the golf?
Matt Fitzpatrick which is why he is doing shite ![]()
Lol
And in other news
Just for you.
Eurovision are expanding.
Yep
Eurovision Song Contest Asia is coming to Bangkok soon…
Quick. Get the Africa Franchise!
Noooooo
Romania crash in with some serious BDSM abuse shit
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Ukraine have given UK 1 point!
Woo hoo!
Blimey
Poland get 12 points from 2 juries
They arent last!
