Unfrosted - Netflix
Cereal based comedy/ drama
Wet bank holiday nonsense
Oh, you guys having a wet Bank Holiday?
Was watching a film 
Clarksonās Farm Series 3ā¦available today. Hugely entertaining even if you donāt like Clarkson.
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Donut forget, itās Eurovision Week.
1st Semi final is tomorrow night
Get on it, listen to some real music.for a change
Watched the first 4 on Friday. Next lot on this coming Friday.
Very entertaining as always. The comment about his missus and lube made me spit my beer (well, wineā¦).
Listened to an interview with Clarkson on R4 Farming Today the other morning - nothing of the Top Gear loud mouthed braggart - Came across as someone who genuinely believes in what heās doing and understands the plight of those less well off farmers. It comes across in this series as well.
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I for one will not be watchingā¦
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Have always got stick for liking him
Equally for the other 250 odd passengers & crew imagine the horror of Phil & Jezza talking shit and smoking like chimneys for 8 hours on an old Emirates A300 back in the day.
Genuinely good bloke
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Nice
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Iām sure @PhilippineSaint has absolutely no money on it at all
(8pm BBC One - so much more entertaining than listening to the wife giving you driving instructions)
American Idol is my guilty pleasure, mainly itās just background music - I think I just love seeing karaoke singers make it, and this year there is some talent on show.
But this week was stressful. A whole 2 hours waiting for Katy Perryās Bewbs to pop out.
Wasnāt even the Met Gala FFS
The most worrying thing about Eurovision is that tge Yanks have discovered it.
Primetime NBC are covering it on their Peacock Streaming site 
Luckily they have a blog so i can work out whats going on because obv i have UCL on my streaming
The following tunes were not shit
Cyprus, Lithuania, Ukraine
Ireland was a truly different level of goddam fvcking awful
Croatia was a banging improvement on Mannekin. I think itās great. Mrs P_F looks on in horror
Olly did a guest spot. It isnāt getting null points but it aināt winning. Mrs P_F asked where is the music? What happened to it?
Easy answer - its fvcking Eurovision
Oh my days
Finland. That can NEVER be unseen. Dear God. 
Sigh.
It truly was a new level of Eurovision horror. For that we should at least say well done.
And by the reaction, it is so unbelievably awful they are probably going t o win the damn thing.
Which is a shame as Croatia was a banging tune & performance
No I had no money anywhere near this competition
Rory off to a flyer at Quail Hollow.
Villa trying to fight back against Olympiakos
But Iām gonna be reporting on the 2nd Eurovision semi final so you donāt have toā¦
Iāll just update this postfrom time to t
Holy great lungs Batman.
Albania! Besa.
Crap song but 
certainly helped to belt it out
(You have no idea how hard doing this is while sober)
Switzerlandā Captain Nemo or something had no submarine but a banging tune and performance
So far Id say Olly might avoid null pwoints but will be nowhere cloe to Croatua, Switzerland or Ukraine
But seriously. The highlight of the 2 āsemi finalsā was when a member of Eurovision Royalty who is probably almost as old as @lifeintheslowlane turned up and covered the Swedish winner (and to be honest banging club anthem/tune) Euphoria from a couple of years agoā¦
Johnny won twice for Ireland and bored us to death with ballads back in the day when we needed valves to make our radios work.
This was cool
Blackberry
Paramount
The rise and fall of said company / device.
Glen Howerton playing a surprising slap head role, but not to dissimilar to Itās Always Sunny Inā¦
Fun fact. Going into Phil mode here 
- RIM in the UK was one of my clients back in the day. Based in Egham (handy for the Heathrow) UK and Europe was literally all managed by a couple of stoners in a little room.
The only marginally OK local restaurant was Loch Fyne - & I am not a great fish eater, but hey, it brought in the income.
Then the iPhone came along.
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So @CB-Saint can appear knowledgeableā¦
āa post-apocalyptic dystopian boxing gym locker room, aboard a spaceship hurtling towards Earth through a black hole in 1985ā
(Olly)
Croatia is a song about selling your cow and being part of the brain drain
Switzerland is a Trans Them on a journey
Netherlands you are supposed to bounce up & down using your calf muscles while wondering how Jimmy Saville was re-incarnated
Ukraineās girls are only in it for the money (so they can rebuild their homeland
And the EBU dubbed the applause for the Israeli disgrace to cover the fact the audience booed at rehersals (they should never have been invited)
Now youāre an expert
Oh and the Witch from Ireland got told off for using ancient Celtic script to write Ceasefire on her forehead on the most disgusting noise you will ever have heard (but she is likely to win the whole damn thing.
Estonia is the most wonderfully Will Ferrell rip off piss take horrific Eurovision cliche ever - loved it
Good luck with that 
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