Also known as āBang The Fuckfaceā, Stone Faces pits two competitors standing at armās length from each other who take turns to slap each otherās faces until one gives in.
Itās that simple.
Pelmen (The Dumpling) is my hero and, whilst the Russian doesnāt translate brilliantly, the hosts seem to be sarcastic as fuck.
When the bloke with the cosmetically enhanced biceps isnāt even the weirdest thing you get to see, you know youāre on to a winner.
Iām a fan.
Look out for āpapā at about 9 mins in this.
Thereās some weird fucks in there.
I donāt think I can watchā¦did anyone get hurt. 
āPapa 220kgā is presumably one of the contestants. If his name is indeed a reflection of his physical attributes, that would make him 35 stone. I think I may have to watch some of this. Iāll let you know if I can understand any of the commentary.
It also reminds me of this:
Watched the first one. All got a bit tedious after the first few blows.
I suspect that it operates on a level that you just canāt understand.
Yes, thatās a reasonable assumption. I can only aspire to your exalted level, and I donāt mean only the shirts.