For the older members (that’s most of you), a GCSE is like an O’Level (only easier).
(By order of the management This thread is a Corona-free zone)
You too can get one of these…
This is something I’ve wanted everyone to do since we moved to Discourse, but as I didn’t think it would get your attention, and Sotonians is not yet a totalitarian state (yet), I assumed you’d all ignore the request.
But now we’ve got few distractions and we actually need another distraction to distract is from one of the few distractions that we actually have at the moment, I feel the time is right to introduce the Completely Unnecessary and Nonsense Training Sertification* (C.U.N.T.S) process.
What does it involve?
You will have an interactive training session with our resident 'Bot, who will set you tasks and wait patiently and cajole you until you pass the test. At the end you get a sertificate*.
How do you start the process?
Simple. Just create a personal message, address it to @discobot, type anything in the subject and in the message body type
How do you people have TIME for all this?
Theres fences to mend, firewood to stack, English homework to help with, TV news reports to make, English Lessons to do, an attention seeking cat and bloody video calls to family, candles to find & light
Jeez people, anyone would think. …
That is the point you floweredshirtedpastelshadewearing left shaved bollock, I have done that… I asked @discobot to start tutorial on ’ I am already a cunt, but would like to become as big a one as @saintbletch’
and nothing apart from the response to read the various manuals… which did, but nothing on becoming the ultimate cunt??