šŸ¤Ŗ Stir Crazy Antidote #4 - This or That

Is what the Welsh use for self pleasuring, Halva is a false lambā€™s lady part that they use to get semen from the ramsā€¦

Polystyrene, as long as itā€™s served with a very large ouzo.

Dougal or Dylan?

Dougal, man.

Bagpuss or Mr. Ben?

Bagpuss.

Spit or swallow?
(A bad grape of course)

Swallow. Obvs.

Floral or Gingham?

Gingham

Bloody Mary or Screwdriver?

Bloody Mary.

Nike or Adidas?

Adidas all day long. Never owned a pair of Nikeā€™s. Currently have 4 Adidas.

Stewart Lee or Chris Morris

Toughest one yet.

Stewaā€¦

Chris Morā€¦

Fuck.

Stewart Lee

Mac Demarco or The Cheeky Girls?

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The Cheeky Girls obviously

Sooty or Sweep ?

Thereā€™s twp you are.

Halva is a middle eastern sweet made out of crushed sesame seeds and sugar/honey. I gave a piece to my daughters boyfriend to try, he nearly choked and said it was like eating sweetend expanded polystyrene.

A false lambā€™s lady part that they use to get semen from the rams is known as a Redknapp

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Sweep.

Robin Day or David Dimbleby?

Robin Day.

Soft-boiled eggs or hard-boiled eggs?

Soft Boiled Eggs

Supergirl or Wonder Woman?

Wonder woman

Pencil or pen

Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter version)

Stub your toe or step on lego?

Pen

Stub toe

(Soft boiled was the correct answer)

Cat or dog

Depends how it was cooked.

Cat. Probably.

Acoustic or electric?

Electric though depends on whether playing or listening. Richie Havens playing acoustic at Woodstock is the best.

Winning FA cup or finishing top 6 (I did think about top 4)