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This is a game that we will win by a solitary goal.
I doubt we’re going to score ten, mate.
Going to this one.
We are going to get dry humped.
Manchester City’s Kevin de Bruyne has been directly involved in more Premier League goals against Southampton (14 – four goals, 10 assists) than against any other side.
KdB has more goals and assists than Southampton - that scans better
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Derby finished their ‘seasononus horribilis’ with minus 69 goal difference.
We are currently on minus 57.
Just sayin’…
Good news!
Haaland is fit again.
Oh that’s lovely!
So glad I am missing this one.
In with the prawn sandwich brigade for this one. Free beer will help with the inevitable arse pounding we will get from the saudi funded fuckpigs. Expecting a defense as strong as a sparrows fart and a midfield as inventive as a student essay. The ball wont get to anyone up front, so they’ĺl be stood around with their fingers up their arseholes. Fernandes will try his hardest but be taken off despite being our best player. The ONLY hope is that Fernandes puts himself on peps shopping list for the summer and gets a first half brace. Prob get 250/1 for that. Might put a quid on.
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They are owned by some Emiratie’s from the UAE.
Oh, that the geordies, isnt it. Close enough (geographically), sort of.
Ahem…
Close enough?
Newcastle isnt far from manchester.
Fuck it!
Triple captained Marmoush.
…and BirmingHAM isn’t far from Southampton as I told an American lady that it was 150 miles. She proceeded to enquire, I have friends who live there, perhaps you know them, and proceeded to tell me their names. 