Nope…1922 Bullnose Morris was my first.
so an Everton supporter called Morris took your virginity or have I read that wrong 
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Whoops, no a speller there…it was Bullnose Doris. 
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Bit of a looker, was she? 
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Oh yes. 
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wee drop of Good Haggis and then spoon on a drop of decent Malt whisky 
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nothing surprises me any more.
We used to use our cortinas to play football back hen they were ready for the scrapyard.
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Not sure I would like to header one of those.
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I’m really sorry about this but I fancy us today.
2-1.
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Must be the only Saints fan praying for a defeat today.
So I can FINALLY get this shit scraped off my face
Who imagined an “I’m not shaving until we lose” joke could have caused so much scratching
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My thoughts precisely 
17 years since we beat them at home.
Honestly, some of our fans are more wildly optimistic these days than Booking.com/Ryanair & their Black Friday deals emails
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Well a more rotund version maybe
well I have gone for the win but am really not overly confident
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see we start with same starting eleven
All relaxed and ready for the fray chaps?
Dear Wife. No. You are not “just watching the end of” yet another fvcking Netflix Xmas movie. It is football time…
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