“Those in the front of the bus are best positioned to see what’s coming.”
Confucius.
‘‘There is no instance of a person benefitting from sitting at the front of the bus.’’
Sun Tzu.
Page 37, The Art of War? 
Yeah, think it relates to those on the front line rushing into battle usually copping it first, he was ahead of his time.
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Corked thighs in-game can be quite a painful injury 
I really thought you were talking Hubble Bubble pipe then realised you were talking about that expensive telescope. 
Cunt Watch
He’s at it again.
Southampton v Manchester United (14:00 GMT)
Manchester United have been much better on the road this season, and have won three out of three away league games so far.
am backing them to make it four out of four on Sunday, with the template being their win over Everton at Goodison Park before the international break.
We know how good Southampton have been but they are not going to just sit in - they will have a go at United, who will be happy for them to do that and then look to pick them off the same way they did at Everton.
Lawro’s prediction: 0-2
Paul’s prediction: You just don’t know what you are going to get from United at the moment. Saints are doing well, so I’m going for a draw. 1-1
His expected Table is laughable and he never learns to change from the big clubs winning every week.
+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO’S TABLE AND
ACTUAL POSITION
TEAM P W D L PTS +/-
1 Man Utd 8 7 1 0 22 +9
2 Leeds 9 7 0 2 21 +12
3 Chelsea 9 6 2 1 20 0
4 Liverpool 9 5 3 1 18 -2
4 Man City 8 5 3 0 18 +9
4 Tottenham 9 6 0 3 18 -3
7 Arsenal 9 5 1 3 16 +5
7 Leicester 9 5 1 3 16 -3
9 Wolves 9 4 3 2 15 0
10 Burnley 8 4 1 3 13 +7
11 Everton 9 3 3 3 12 -5
12 Southampton 9 3 2 4 11 -7
13 Newcastle 9 3 1 5 10 +2
14 Brighton 9 2 2 5 8 +2
14 West Ham 9 2 2 5 8 -6
16 Aston Villa 8 2 1 5 7 -9
16 Sheff Utd 9 2 1 6 7 +4
18 Crystal Palace 9 1 3 5 6 -7
19 Fulham 9 1 0 8 3 -1
20 West Brom 9 0 0 9 0 -1
Why does he love Leeds so much?
They used to be big, when he was a kid.
And he’s a cunt.
Ra Ra Ra! We’re going to smash the Mancs.
I’ve gone for 3-1.
I want those cunts changing their kit at half-time.
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If we are clever we’ll put zebra covers over the first 4 rows of seats like some dodgy Ford capri.
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…preferably because they’ve soiled the first lot. 
I’ve gone for 3-1 as well. Unfortunately, not in our favour.
The officials for Sunday are :-
Referee: Jonathan Moss
Assistants: Marc Perry and Dan Robathan
Fourth official: Graham Scott
VAR: Martin Atkinson
Assistant VAR: Timothy Wood
We’re fooked
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Jon Fucking Moss as he’s known at Chez Goat.
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I stand by my prediction.