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@tigger you have a choice of him or Ian Dowie who do you choose ?

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Celibacy?

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He used a Spanish derivative of a non PC/Woke adjective in a comment about a posters’ ethnic background.
Basically a ban incoming.

They can’t make that retrospective can they?? Please, pretty please.

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Isn’t that form of address ok in his home country

Suarez got into trouble with Evra using the same term - however the FA only throw the book at him for the anglicised version

he sounds Italian, who does he play for?

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I don’t know, but in the national side he plays alongside Viagra.

Very hard in the tackle from what I’ve heard.

Celibacy doesn’t get himself in the box enough.

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To be fair, Celibacy does try his best to get stuck in. And Viagra is always up for it.

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This thread has shown some porn taste of late

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For all Celibacy’s huffing and puffing his movement lacks penetration, but you can always depend on Viagra to be solid in the middle.

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I was going to mention Vatican, but he pulled out at the last moment.

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Condom, the French goalkeeper is some shotstopper I’ll tell you that much

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Yeah, but in the end, David Semen always got on the upper hand

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If Fellatio goes down because of Viagra’s tackle then you can guarantee Celibacy will be lobbing Seaman from 25 yards.

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I would like to apologise for introducing Celibacy. I would LIKE to but I can’t, you guys are brilliant :rofl: :rofl:

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That’s true. Remember that incredible one-hander he pulled off?

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Only when Kuntz is playing

Kuntz is in line for a Dutch Cap…after showing well in the last round.

I’d happily replace Koch with Kuntz. Sort of in the Dickov role.

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