Referee : Andy Madley
Assistants : Eddie Smart, Mark Scholes
Fourth Official : John Brooks
VAR : Simon Hooper
Assistant Var : Derek Eaton
The build up to the Saints v Palarse game on 5Live? 6mins to kickoff and still talking Citeh
What do you expect, they’ve just won the league without kicking a ball…
And? We secured safety from relegation without kicking a ball
What do you want to hear?
“Saints have been utter shit since xmas.”
“Saints were top of the league in November.”
“They have lost 9-0 twice in two seasons.”

“They have lost 9-0 twice in two seasons.”
We’ll get that numerous times during the game I am sure…

Zaha and Benteke have been crap for a while now so you know exactly what to expect from this evening.
Twat
OH fuckin’ hell that useless cunt Benteke scores.

What do you want to hear?
“Saints have been utter shit since xmas.”
“Saints were top of the league in November.”
“They have lost 9-0 twice in two seasons.”
Some build up to the game.
Already 0:1 down
Unlike our useless cunts.

4-1 Saints, Tella to get his first goal, Armstrong with another, Vestergaard and Ward-Prowse with the rest, fuck it we’ll score theirs as well, a Che Adams own goal to finish off.
Evening all. How’s it going?
Embarrassments
Oh ffs

Unlike our useless cunts.
But they are our useless cunts
I’ve lost count, already, of the number of times Redmond has lost the ball…
Very poor defending.
Literally just tuned in and seen the score! FML

Redmond has lost the ball
4 times in the first 4 minutes
What was the goal like?
Turn it off again then, let’s see if that works