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Could put 11 of those women up against our lot and we still wouldn’t win.
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I’ll be watching Leatherhead v Harrow Borough instead - more chance of goals and something to cheer about.
2:2 away back in October - dodgy penalty for Harrow in extra time denied the win - but am hoping for better at home.
I’m not driving so will be enjoying a pint or three on the terrace (singular)
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We’ll get hammered by the Pony Fiddlers. They’re in some serious form and we’ve got a team mostly made up of cunts who can’t be bothered to show up and put a shift in. Hammered, i tell you, hammered! 0-6 to the PF’s.
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Do you know what Mr @Numptyboi you may be His Worshipful The Mayor of Cuntsville but in this instance you are not wrong…
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Clearly Juric has lost the dressing room already.
Well, at least ABK & Downes in the dumps
No CBs vs no strikers. 0-6 is being a tad optimistic could be 8
We want 9!
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Fuck don’t remind me…been there, sat through the 90 minutes…I’m still trying to control my blood pressure before the game. No chance now. 
There really can’t be even the tiniest of straws to clutch at here, given that @PhilippineSaint has declined to post his traditional doggedly and massively over-optimistic prediction of a Saints victory.
We’re fucked, and we know it.
I’m going and have a considerable sum on a Bompey victory at terrible odds
I’m going for Bournemouth to win and >5.5 goals, should get at least evens 
Tomorrow, to confirm my increasing senility and total lack of sanity, I shall be visiting St Mary’s.
I will go with faint hope, bolstered to real hope and then confidence as the beer count grows.
We will start well, may even score, then perform our customary decline into ignominious defeat.
I will make the 5 hour return tolerable with further copious amounts of beer. I will vow never again to waste my time, energy and money on this bunch of wankers but will then reflect on a great day out meeting friends ruined only by 90 minutes of football, and plan to do it again soon.
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Bringing your lovely daughters to the Guide Dog after the game?
Asking for a friend.
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Its at home against Bompey of course we will win I didn’t think it needed saying 
I shall be watching the Sky teleprompter from behind the sofa
Sorry, not on this occasion, but I’ll inform them of your “friend’s” interest​:wink:
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