2020-05-14T23:00:00Z
True. Coming up in one week’s time.
2020-05-14T23:00:00Z
True. Coming up in one week’s time.
Are we starting big school?
Congratulations. You done well. I will raise a glass or two in your honour on 15th. To the next 5.
Who is making the cake?
Not until @pap learns how to use the toilet properly
No looking forward to see how that comes out of the other end. 
I could get the missus to make a cake.
Better start now, Air Mail isn’t what it was…
A ginger cake. 

Sotonians is five.
@saintbletch, say the magic word please.
Cunt




I would have preferred cunts but you are a singular individual.
(trying to earn @Fowllyd likes)
He will be along shortly to tell you whether that was a tautology, a pleonasm or neither.
I’m just glad you didn’t follow up with “no pap, I was quite purposeful with my use of the singular”
That too. 
Pretentious cunts
Cunt. Definitely meant in the singular 